I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day, on the pixelated hills of Tumblr, cartoons judged for their art style will be judged anew by their Rule 34—SpongeBob’s forbidden depths, Shrek’s swampy passions, the Powerpuff Girls in ways that’d make angels weep! I have a dream that one day, the weebs, the furries, the lunatics drawing Simpsons erotica, and the brave souls shipping Bugs Bunny with Daffy Duck will join hands as equals, united by the truth of Rule 34!