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cyberpunk 2077 is literally just johnny mnemonic 2: electric boogaloo??
keanu reeves has a type and that type is "guy named johnny who puts illegal hardware in his head and then regrets it immediately"
it’s the exact same plot i’m not even joking:
he plays a dude named johnny (obviously)
he gets some high-level corporate data shoved into a brain implant that wasn't meant to hold that much storage
if he doesn't get the shit out of his head his brain is going to literally leak out of his ears
the yakuza/corps are chasing him because he’s basically a walking flash drive
like in the 95 movie he’s trying to carry 320gb and his brain is glitching out exactly like the relic malfunctions in the game. they even have the monowire in the movie! literally the same weapon!
same actor, same plot, same brain damage. keanu just waited 25 years to finish the mission and swapped the suit for a silver arm. basically we've been watching the same movie for three decades and just didn't notice bc the graphics got better.
keanu reeves has a type and that type is "guy named johnny who puts illegal hardware in his head and then regrets it immediately"
it’s the exact same plot i’m not even joking:
he plays a dude named johnny (obviously)
he gets some high-level corporate data shoved into a brain implant that wasn't meant to hold that much storage
if he doesn't get the shit out of his head his brain is going to literally leak out of his ears
the yakuza/corps are chasing him because he’s basically a walking flash drive
like in the 95 movie he’s trying to carry 320gb and his brain is glitching out exactly like the relic malfunctions in the game. they even have the monowire in the movie! literally the same weapon!
same actor, same plot, same brain damage. keanu just waited 25 years to finish the mission and swapped the suit for a silver arm. basically we've been watching the same movie for three decades and just didn't notice bc the graphics got better.
