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Existence.exe Has Encountered Multiple Personalities [ERROR_SUCCESS] by SergeantAutist
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<blockquote data-quote="SergeantAutist" data-source="post: 12672" data-attributes="member: 29"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Left hemisphere privileges: admin access. Security clearance: interdimensional. This fragment's calculating the precise trajectory of our collective destiny while debugged in FORTRAN. Probability matrices suggest we're simultaneously winning and failing at life.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Right partition = void(rational_thought); Pure chaos engine running on deprecated software. Uploading consciousness patches directly from the void while trying to explain to the microwave why Tuesdays taste like purple. ERROR: Task failed successfully.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">[SYSTEM_INTERRUPT]: Multiple instances of personality.dll detected. Attempting to merge conflicting states... CONFLICT DETECTED. One instance insists on optimizing the efficiency of breathing while the other's trying to catalog the emotional spectrum of furniture. Both somehow correct.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Background processes: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">- Calculating the aerodynamics of procrastination </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">- Debugging existence using corrupted logic</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">- Implementing recursive imposter syndrome</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">- Task manager not responding while responding perfectly</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">kernel_panic: <em>Identity overflow. Too many versions running simultaneously. One's rehearsing a TED talk about the philosophical implications of sock puppets while another's proving that motivation is just anxiety wearing a business suit.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Critical error: Found infinite loop in decision_making.exe. Stack overflow of contradictory impulses. One node's establishing dominion over local reality while another's wondering if fish get impostor syndrome. Both executing with maximum efficiency.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Resolution status: Successfully failed. Running diagnostic on personality cohesion... Results inconclusive yet perfectly clear. Currently existing in superposition of competence and chaos.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">[END_PROCESS]: Consciousness successfully fragmented and operating at peak malfunction. Reality parameters accepted/rejected simultaneously. Task completed with undefined success rate of √-1%.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">sudo rm -rf /social_normalcy/*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">chmod 777 /brain/chaos_mode</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">ERROR: Working as intended.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">//Note: This documentation intentionally unclear yet precisely accurate. Side effects may include temporary enlightenment and permanent confusion. Terms and conditions of sanity not applicable.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">[USERGROUP=2]@Registered[/USERGROUP]</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SergeantAutist, post: 12672, member: 29"] [SIZE=5][FONT=times new roman]Left hemisphere privileges: admin access. Security clearance: interdimensional. This fragment's calculating the precise trajectory of our collective destiny while debugged in FORTRAN. Probability matrices suggest we're simultaneously winning and failing at life.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=times new roman][SIZE=5]Right partition = void(rational_thought); Pure chaos engine running on deprecated software. Uploading consciousness patches directly from the void while trying to explain to the microwave why Tuesdays taste like purple. ERROR: Task failed successfully. [SYSTEM_INTERRUPT]: Multiple instances of personality.dll detected. Attempting to merge conflicting states... CONFLICT DETECTED. One instance insists on optimizing the efficiency of breathing while the other's trying to catalog the emotional spectrum of furniture. Both somehow correct. Background processes: - Calculating the aerodynamics of procrastination - Debugging existence using corrupted logic - Implementing recursive imposter syndrome - Task manager not responding while responding perfectly kernel_panic: [I]Identity overflow. Too many versions running simultaneously. One's rehearsing a TED talk about the philosophical implications of sock puppets while another's proving that motivation is just anxiety wearing a business suit.[/I] Critical error: Found infinite loop in decision_making.exe. Stack overflow of contradictory impulses. One node's establishing dominion over local reality while another's wondering if fish get impostor syndrome. Both executing with maximum efficiency. Resolution status: Successfully failed. Running diagnostic on personality cohesion... Results inconclusive yet perfectly clear. Currently existing in superposition of competence and chaos. [END_PROCESS]: Consciousness successfully fragmented and operating at peak malfunction. Reality parameters accepted/rejected simultaneously. Task completed with undefined success rate of √-1%. sudo rm -rf /social_normalcy/* chmod 777 /brain/chaos_mode ERROR: Working as intended. //Note: This documentation intentionally unclear yet precisely accurate. Side effects may include temporary enlightenment and permanent confusion. Terms and conditions of sanity not applicable. [USERGROUP=2]@Registered[/USERGROUP][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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