Film & TV Horrid review of Enter The Dragon 1973

[Lcd Soundsystem]

This kind of feels like a porno. A porno has a thin storyline designed to justify all the sex scenes. Likewise, this film has a moronic and nonsensical plot designed as an excuse to shove in fight scenes. You know, I won't even go into the stupidity of this film, and I will just say that maybe a person with a gun could kill all these idiots who fight using nothing but their fists. But hey, for some reason no one in these films ever uses guns, so they have to fight for an eternity. I was not impressed by the action at all. It is pretty dull and often involuntarily funny. I guess low-IQ teenagers might find this enjoyable. Most others won't.

 

[Zygo=cheekbone]

The Shaolin films are better, Enter the Dragon is shit but the mirror scene and lee's lat spread is engrained as pop culture mythos