Hypothetical Question

[GGWP]

An alien civilization subjugates the earth. They approach you, terming you the diplomat of earth; you are to make a decision that will affect all of humanity. To the aliens, humans are adorable and would make great pets, but they want you to make the decision. Do you let them domesticate all of humanity in return for 'salvation'?

If you accept...
They will lavish humanity with all of the comfort in the universe as their cherished pets and ensure the survival of your species, however because they like neoteny they genetically alter you and all of your ancestors to have the intelligence of a babbling baby and this phenotype:

If you deny...
Earth will be destroyed by an orbital space nuke instantly. There are no survivors.

Do you accept the deal?

 

[Queen Belle]

Human pill those alien cheeks

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

I realise this is a fag cuck hypothetical and smack you across the face for wasting my time

 

[GGWP]

I realise this is a fag cuck hypothetical and smack you across the face for wasting my time

Your retort is dripping with fruity aura

 

[VioletBlast]

Ill negotiate a deal to give me a harem of a 100 Stephanie's, they can alter everyone else in return and kill who ever they want.

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

Your retort is dripping with fruity aura

I do realise it kind of has reddict cuck vibes tbh.

 

[Zozizo]

nuke