News I Have Stolen Christmas from Elysian Fields

[The Grinch]

Greetings, its me The Grinch. I'm writing on here to inform you lot I have stolen Christmas from Elysian Fields. All of you were due to receive fat ass goth girls with double Ds from Santa this year thanks to his baddie redistribution scheme but I snuck into the North Pole and told Santa that you niggas are gay and would prefer a partner of the opposite gender instead so all of you are getting a big, oiled up black man this year. Have a horrible Christmas and don't need to thank me, fuck you kill yourself

 

[Tabula Rasa]

how do we save Christmas now?

 

[The Grinch]

Santa chud here, looks like The Grinch tried stealing Christmas from your forum. No matter, I have stopped him and he is being BLACKED as we speak for his crimes. Have a jolly holiday and remember, Christmas always happens

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Santa chud here, looks like The Grinch tried stealing Christmas from your forum. No matter, I have stopped him and he is being BLACKED as we speak for his crimes. Have a jolly holiday and remember, Christmas always happens
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merry christmas bro

 

[Plukee :):]

This thread made my entire xmas