I'm going to become a wageslave

[bell]

My dad got me a job in a warehouse on the sole condition that I'd need to commit for three-to-four years, no sickies or anything that might jeopardize my father's reputation. Obviously I can't just say "no" or else there'd be serious problems for me. So now I'm gearing up for wageslavedom, boyos. It's never been more over.

Maybe this is how it all plays out in the end. I'm not intelligent enough to do anything else. Hopefully, if I'm lucky, I can become a crane operator, in which case I won't need to rub shoulders with lingering packs of Nepalese animals and fat Torres Strait Islanders. I need to nail my colors somewhere. So maybe at some point I'll shore up some greater reason for "doing" things. Anyway that's retarded, but tant pis.

What I'm a bit sour about is the fact that there won't be women. At all. Or the one woman there will appear in the form of fifty-something deathfat Big Bertha. Maybe I'll learn to love these sorts of women one day in one final act of lunacy.

 

[VioletBlast]

Honestly you would be better off to buy a ticket to Venice beach or something and larder until a better opportunity presents its self. A more useful amount of your time then slaving away for years

 

[bell]

Honestly you would be better off to buy a ticket to Venice beach or something and larder until a better opportunity presents its self. A more useful amount of your time then slaving away for years

I was thinking of packing my bags and going wherever the wind takes me, but I'm pretty sure I'd get raped by an aboriginal or something if I did that. I feel like I'd be highly rapeable. Maybe I'll save up enough to fuck off to the other side of the world and live in a mudhut.

 

[VioletBlast]

I was thinking of packing my bags and going wherever the wind takes me, but I'm pretty sure I'd get raped by an aboriginal or something if I did that. I feel like I'd be highly rapeable. Maybe I'll save up enough to fuck off to the other side of the world and live in a mudhut.

In the future I wanna move down to South America when plan 2030 starts to take effect and smart cities are built to watch everything we do. I will not be enslaved

 

[bell]

In the future I wanna move down to South America when plan 2030 starts takes effect and smart cities are built to watch everything we do. I will not be enslaved

Very based. I wish you luck. I shall search for my harem of houseslaves and become the housemaster in the turdworld.

 

[bell]

My dad won’t even let me go bald. He said “people don’t take to bald people, you need to make a good impression.” I’m driving a forklift…

I will do it to spite him. I will be a bald prince.

 

[bell]

They made me take an IQ test. It's so over. They also made me complete a psychometric evaluation, but I think that'll be less decisive in concluding that I'm just an unruly retard unfit for anything other than manual labour. I understand what the blue-haired walrus-bodied libtards mean now when they say that corporations are soul-sucking apparatuses which only view you as a cog in a far more intricate regime. I want to rope. Fucking manageriat.

 

[bell]

I took a tour of their warehouse. The only girl there was this tattooed latinx deathfat with a septum piercing. Otherwise just high-vis white dudes pushing sixty and a small Chinese guy probably named Mr. Woo. The warehouse itself is small enough, I think they expect me to learn the "tricks of the trade" and diversify myself, but once they come to understand that I'm not fit for maintaining operations they'll likely plunk me right down in some ungodly bunker beneath the earth, or else parade me around like a lapdog as if to say: "this is what happens when a genetic reprobate thinks that he can LIVE QUIETLY, LUH-MAO."

 

[user]

They made me take an IQ test. It's so over. They also made me complete a psychometric evaluation, but I think that'll be less decisive in concluding that I'm just an unruly retard unfit for anything other than manual labour. I understand what the blue-haired walrus-bodied libtards mean now when they say that corporations are soul-sucking apparatuses which only view you as a cog in a far more intricate regime. I want to rope. Fucking manageriat.

I’m interested in your results. How do you think you performed? Which test was it?

 

[bell]

I’m interested in your results. How do you think you performed? Which test was it?

It was the Wonderlic test. Not really sure how I did, but it made me feel retarded. The average is apparently around 20/50. I completed 47/50 questions, no clue how many I got right. It's deeply ironic how even at the lowest station in life I am being tested for my aptitude. They said they don't want to "pidgeonhole" me...

Quarterbacks apparently average around 24 on the test. Jfl. If I score lower than that I might just rope.

 

[Sovereign]

My dad got me a job in a warehouse on the sole condition that I'd need to commit for three-to-four years, no sickies or anything that might jeopardize my father's reputation. Obviously I can't just say "no" or else there'd be serious problems for me. So now I'm gearing up for wageslavedom, boyos. It's never been more over.

Maybe this is how it all plays out in the end. I'm not intelligent enough to do anything else. Hopefully, if I'm lucky, I can become a crane operator, in which case I won't need to rub shoulders with lingering packs of Nepalese animals and fat Torres Strait Islanders. I need to nail my colors somewhere. So maybe at some point I'll shore up some greater reason for "doing" things. Anyway that's retarded, but tant pis.

What I'm a bit sour about is the fact that there won't be women. At all. Or the one woman there will appear in the form of fifty-something deathfat Big Bertha. Maybe I'll learn to love these sorts of women one day in one final act of lunacy.

He got you that job, but how is it based on his reputation in particular?

 

[bell]

He got you that job, but how is it based on his reputation in particular?

He got me the job through his connections. If I'm unable to make a full commitment it'll reflect badly on him, since they're going out of their way to offer me this job as a favor to him. It isn't a position I'd ordinarily be comfortable with, but I don't have much choice. I've probably disappointed him thoroughly throughout the years. That was true when I dropped out of university and became a neet. It was also true when I turned away from religion, since I'm not one to nail my flagship to a cross, but he probably took that as a challenge to him personally. Either way I feel like not taking the job would have hastened the process of being kicked out.

 

[xaxs]

They made me take an IQ test. It's so over.

You seems really smart, tho? You've got grounded takes, and you're able to think abstractly.

Really strong verbally too.

 

[Sovereign]

He got me the job through his connections. If I'm unable to make a full commitment it'll reflect badly on him, since they're going out of their way to offer me this job as a favor to him. It isn't a position I'd ordinarily be comfortable with, but I don't have much choice. I've probably disappointed him thoroughly throughout the years. That was true when I dropped out of university and became a neet. It was also true when I turned away from religion, since I'm not one to nail my flagship to a cross, but he probably took that as a challenge to him personally. Either way I feel like not taking the job would have hastened the process of being kicked out.

In other words, this is to protect you from getting kicked out and on one hand can see this as a way of him hanging this over your head?

 

[xaxs]

Soon I have to start my wageslavery as well, maybe next year. FK me. 23 years of rotting has been kinda fun.

Hopefully it isn't that bad for you, tho

 

[bell]

You seems really smart, tho? You've got grounded takes, and you're able to think abstractly.

Really strong verbally too.

Naw I flunked most of the questions, rofl. I think what they're looking for is the kind of intelligence which would be useful for logistics. Or that's what I think they want from me, even though I'd be content just being a forkie. I'm not good at that kind of stuff. I can't operationalize well.

In other words, this is to protect you from getting kicked out and on one hand can see this as a way of him hanging this over your head?

Yes.

Soon I have to start my wageslavery as well, maybe next year. FK me. 23 years of rotting has been kinda fun.

Hopefully it isn't that bad for you, tho

We will make it.

 

[Sovereign]

Naw I flunked most of the questions, rofl. I think what they're looking for is the kind of intelligence which would be useful for logistics. Or that's what I think they want from me, even though I'd be content just being a forkie. I'm not good at that kind of stuff. I can't operationalize well.

Yes.

We will make it.

Then let me make this clear, save your money and keep it in a secret cookie jar, this is a chance to save and learn what you will need in order to survive.

 

[bell]

Then let me make this clear, save your money and keep it in a secret cookie jar, this is a chance to save and learn what you will need in order to survive.

I'm not going to be able to move out and live independently anytime soon, if that's what you're getting at. My generation has been cucked.

 

[bell]

I got the job. I knew that I wouldn't be disqualified on the basis of both tests, and it seems that they expect me to act with some degree of competency with respect to the logistics front of the business. I don't think I'm ready for that responsibility, but that's life. It's all downhill from here. I am unambitious and always willing to compromise my values. I will act without courtesy. I will never initiate a conversation.

Hopefully I won't attract too much attention, and maybe I can fade into the background. Thus, the end of an era.

 

[Sovereign]

I'm not going to be able to move out and live independently anytime soon, if that's what you're getting at. My generation has been cucked.

Make haste slowly, you won't be this time, but at least do yourself the curtesy to save and invest where it counts, I have faith in you.

 

[Apollo]

I got the job. I knew that I wouldn't be disqualified on the basis of both tests, and it seems that they expect me to act with some degree of competency with respect to the logistics front of the business. I don't think I'm ready for that responsibility, but that's life. It's all downhill from here. I am unambitious and always willing to compromise my values. I will act without courtesy. I will never initiate a conversation.

Hopefully I won't attract too much attention, and maybe I can fade into the background. Thus, the end of an era.

I am going to the French Foreign Legion, pay about 1.6k euros in the start, going to 8k plus bonuses. staying maybe 8 to 20 years, based military with citizenship, fuck i am an Italian why would i care about french citizenship , free housing, food, clothes and gym, perfect for david goggins gazers like myself, also a pension after 17.5 years of 70% on the last year salary, could receive 2k for the rest of my life with ease, banging chicks and getting a nice university degree, writing books etc. (There is an iq test too, and A LOT of training, not good for a fat neet @bell, but you can try)
No left wing bullshit, brothers for life, giga chad carrer.

 

[bell]

I am going to the French Foreign Legion, pay about 1.6k euros in the start, going to 8k plus bonuses. staying maybe 8 to 20 years, based military with citizenship, fuck i am an Italian why would i care about french citizenship , free housing, food, clothes and gym, perfect for david goggins gazers like myself, also a pension after 17.5 years of 70% on the last year salary, could receive 2k for the rest of my life with ease, banging chicks and getting a nice university degree, writing books etc. (There is an iq test too, and A LOT of training, not good for a fat neet @bell, but you can try)
No left wing bullshit, brothers for life, giga chad carrer.

I am not left wing.

 

[bell]

writing books

I will be looking forward to reading your work sieur Grisham.

 

[Asgard]

I am going to the French Foreign Legion, pay about 1.6k euros in the start, going to 8k plus bonuses. staying maybe 8 to 20 years, based military with citizenship, fuck i am an Italian why would i care about french citizenship , free housing, food, clothes and gym, perfect for david goggins gazers like myself, also a pension after 17.5 years of 70% on the last year salary, could receive 2k for the rest of my life with ease, banging chicks and getting a nice university degree, writing books etc. (There is an iq test too, and A LOT of training, not good for a fat neet @bell, but you can try)
No left wing bullshit, brothers for life, giga chad carrer.

ur going to get killed by ISIS militants in iraq either way. see you in the hamrin mountains and may your head meet my scoped M16A2

 

[Apollo]

ur going to get killed by ISIS militants in iraq either way. see you in the hamrin mountains and may your head meet my scoped M16A2

Eager to meet you with my snipe rifle, xoxo