Personal Experience Life as a sub-8 elf is a scam

[Hobbit]

Life as a sub-8 Elf is a scam. Being forced to make 10 million toys each year is cucked. I therefore dedicate my life to hating humans and sabotaging Santa's workshop. I bludge on the toy quota. I've never put in effort in the workshop in my life. I've never paid a cent in toy tax. I'll never feed the reindeers. I fake suicide attempts and waste Santa's resources. I've cost Santa's toy funds over 25k this year alone. I steal the toys other elves make and flush them down the toilet. I trash the elves' bathrooms. I shoot Santa's reindeers when he's not looking. I've shot over 100 reindeer. I've made Santa waste hundreds on replacing the reindeer. I wank to gore videos of reindeer getting tortured and decapitated. Is that normal??

 

[The Patriarchy]

I was an 8+ elf growing up unfortunately im from the wrong time
Legolas didnt market big elf cock to all the nerd girls until later