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<blockquote data-quote="Hobbit" data-source="post: 58792" data-attributes="member: 31"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">Life as a sub-8 Elf is a scam. Being forced to make 10 million toys each year is cucked. I therefore dedicate my life to hating humans and sabotaging Santa's workshop. I bludge on the toy quota. I've never put in effort in the workshop in my life. I've never paid a cent in toy tax. I'll never feed the reindeers. I fake suicide attempts and waste Santa's resources. I've cost Santa's toy funds over 25k this year alone. I steal the toys other elves make and flush them down the toilet. I trash the elves' bathrooms. I shoot Santa's reindeers when he's not looking. I've shot over 100 reindeer. I've made Santa waste hundreds on replacing the reindeer. I wank to gore videos of reindeer getting tortured and decapitated. Is that normal??</span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center">[ATTACH=full]11056[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hobbit, post: 58792, member: 31"] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=rgb(97, 189, 109)]Life as a sub-8 Elf is a scam. Being forced to make 10 million toys each year is cucked. I therefore dedicate my life to hating humans and sabotaging Santa's workshop. I bludge on the toy quota. I've never put in effort in the workshop in my life. I've never paid a cent in toy tax. I'll never feed the reindeers. I fake suicide attempts and waste Santa's resources. I've cost Santa's toy funds over 25k this year alone. I steal the toys other elves make and flush them down the toilet. I trash the elves' bathrooms. I shoot Santa's reindeers when he's not looking. I've shot over 100 reindeer. I've made Santa waste hundreds on replacing the reindeer. I wank to gore videos of reindeer getting tortured and decapitated. Is that normal??[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][ATTACH type="full" width="369px"]11056[/ATTACH][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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