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<blockquote data-quote="The Patriarchy" data-source="post: 68525" data-attributes="member: 162">Back in the 50s, a scientist dropped some acid, loved it and thought it would be awesome to share his new found love to the world. At first, he dropped acid into other scientists&#039; drinks and laughed his ass off while they where screaming about how their dead grandma was a fetus climbing up their legs with a knife in their mouth down the hall. Ever one for a good joke, the CIA got millions of dollars in government funding for &quot;research&quot; into new interrogation techniques and supposed mind control while using LSD, but in reality they just wanted the government to pay them to trip balls.Not satisfied with putting LSD in each others drinks, the CIA decided to kidnap children to share their love of LSD with them. The scientists would tie down the kids for weeks at a time, rape them and subject them to sensory deprivation by forcing them to listen to jam bands like Phish and The Grateful Dead. After passing through music hell, they were injected with Ebola, Hepatitis, and AIDS and then mind-wiped out of mercy because anyone who was subjected to jam bands for that long would&#039;ve killed themselves.The kids were then sold to white parents under one condition: the children had to be fed radiation or they would hulk out and destroy the world. When one mother was asked how she could buy her children and feed them radiation, she said she did it for the lulz.On top of throwing awesome LSD parties and trolling your friends, MKULTRA was used to breed sleeper agents to fight the Commie Menace in the 60s. Women who had no family or friends would be kidnapped, brainwashed, raped, impregnated and dropped off in the middle of nowwhere. (Why they didn&#039;t simply use hookers is beyond me). When the women brought the baby to term, they where kidnapped a second time, their baby stolen, raped once more so they could make a replacement, and dumped in the same isolated place they where left the last time. The stolen kids went on for spy training, and when they reached 10 years of age, they were dropped off in another country (probably after getting them high on LSD and a bit of rape) to be raised by the locals until their &#039;sleeper&#039; keyword would be said to them. Once the kid&#039;s latent training was &#039;activated&#039;, they would go all Rambo and kill townspeople until they exploded in a fireball.[MEDIA=youtube]BrryyV0siBo[/MEDIA][MEDIA=youtube]fO-g7voTHNU[/MEDIA][MEDIA=youtube]j8AoUpnmxEg[/MEDIA][MEDIA=youtube]WylPaTyF4rw[/MEDIA][MEDIA=youtube]UbcEWljdy9E[/MEDIA]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="The Patriarchy, post: 68525, member: 162"] Back in the 50s, a scientist dropped some acid, loved it and thought it would be awesome to share his new found love to the world. At first, he dropped acid into other scientists' drinks and laughed his ass off while they where screaming about how their dead grandma was a fetus climbing up their legs with a knife in their mouth down the hall. Ever one for a good joke, the CIA got millions of dollars in government funding for "research" into new interrogation techniques and supposed mind control while using LSD, but in reality they just wanted the government to pay them to trip balls. Not satisfied with putting LSD in each others drinks, the CIA decided to kidnap children to share their love of LSD with them. The scientists would tie down the kids for weeks at a time, rape them and subject them to sensory deprivation by forcing them to listen to jam bands like Phish and The Grateful Dead. After passing through music hell, they were injected with Ebola, Hepatitis, and AIDS and then mind-wiped out of mercy because anyone who was subjected to jam bands for that long would've killed themselves. The kids were then sold to white parents under one condition: the children had to be fed radiation or they would hulk out and destroy the world. When one mother was asked how she could buy her children and feed them radiation, she said she did it for the lulz. On top of throwing awesome LSD parties and trolling your friends, MKULTRA was used to breed sleeper agents to fight the Commie Menace in the 60s. Women who had no family or friends would be kidnapped, brainwashed, raped, impregnated and dropped off in the middle of nowwhere. (Why they didn't simply use hookers is beyond me). When the women brought the baby to term, they where kidnapped a second time, their baby stolen, raped once more so they could make a replacement, and dumped in the same isolated place they where left the last time. The stolen kids went on for spy training, and when they reached 10 years of age, they were dropped off in another country (probably after getting them high on LSD and a bit of rape) to be raised by the locals until their 'sleeper' keyword would be said to them. Once the kid's latent training was 'activated', they would go all Rambo and kill townspeople until they exploded in a fireball. [MEDIA=youtube]BrryyV0siBo[/MEDIA] [MEDIA=youtube]fO-g7voTHNU[/MEDIA] [MEDIA=youtube]j8AoUpnmxEg[/MEDIA] [MEDIA=youtube]WylPaTyF4rw[/MEDIA] [MEDIA=youtube]UbcEWljdy9E[/MEDIA] [/QUOTE]

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