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Theory: By dressing up to accentuate our childish features cutecels will activate the maternal instinct in many ladies and gain a harem of mommy orbiters.
Level 1 Babymaxxing Chud Graycels (Paragons on incels.is)
Level 100 Brutally Mogging Babymaxxer (10,000 posts on Elysianfields.se)
How to BabyMaxx:
1. DO Consume plenty of soy. Soy contains phytoestrogens - isoflavones - that create estrogenic effects in the body. By consuming plenty of soy such as soybeans, tofu and soy milk the seasoned babymaxxer will destroy any trace of unwanted androgens, maintaining features that are silky-smooth and pamper ready.
2. DO NOT consume meat. Meat contains too many nutrients such as zinc, creatine and IGF-1 that will create masculine growth. A babymaxxer should only consume pureed vegetables, soy and milk, ideally.
3. DO NOT exercise. Exercise can cause accumulation of lean muscle which we do not want. A babymaxxer's only exercise should be light cardio, such as crawling to the fridge to get a bottle of milk. You want to make sure your frame is as small as possible, make sure them delts atrophy!
4. DO NOT do any difficult things. Hard work is for normies and fakecels, to become a babychad you must sleep in your crib for 14 hours per day minimum. This beauty sleep will ensure peak babymaxxing physique.
5. Do not have any facial hair or body hair. You can remove body hair through any means, such as waxing or laser hair removal.
6. DO speak in the highest pitched voice possible. This will attract mommy orbiters hook line and sinker. Make sure to sprinkle in some incoherent babble for maximum babymogging.
7. DO cry loudly. If you face a minor inconvenience, you must cry loudly to assert dominance.
8. DO shit yourself. This should be done regularly to assert dominance and scare away normie sheep.
9. DO pursue leg shortening surgery. You must be as short and defenseless as possible to extract as much maternal instinct as possible from your mommy orbiters.
10. DO become morbidly obese. Ideally maintain Level 1 Obesity so that you can maintain a maximum babymogging physique that's supple, soft yet not grotesque.
Benefits of BabyMaxxing over traditional looksmaxxing?
1. Babymaxxing is less cucked. Spending hours in the gym every day slaving away for the fickle whims of a woman who will leave you after seeing a more masculine man? Not even once. Ditch the slave lifestyle and adopt one where the mommies do everything for you. Babymaxxing is the ultimate aristocratic strategy for alpha males rather than the servile betas that must engage in performative masculinity to secure women.
2. Access to high-tier phenotypes. Being a masculine chad might get you short-term flings with promiscuous stacies, but most of them will be cold and won't want to have anything to do with kids in 2025. By adopting the babymaxxing strategy you only attract high-tier mommies that are guaranteed to have nurturing, child-rearing qualities.
3. Way less stressful. As a babymaxxer you will only rarely have to compete with other babymaxxers. If masculine chads dare contest you, simply scream at the top of your lungs to assert dominance. This way all of the mommy orbiters will flock to you and cast out chad for being a big meanie.
Are you ready to start babymaxxing?
Level 1 Babymaxxing Chud Graycels (Paragons on incels.is)
Level 100 Brutally Mogging Babymaxxer (10,000 posts on Elysianfields.se)
How to BabyMaxx:
1. DO Consume plenty of soy. Soy contains phytoestrogens - isoflavones - that create estrogenic effects in the body. By consuming plenty of soy such as soybeans, tofu and soy milk the seasoned babymaxxer will destroy any trace of unwanted androgens, maintaining features that are silky-smooth and pamper ready.
2. DO NOT consume meat. Meat contains too many nutrients such as zinc, creatine and IGF-1 that will create masculine growth. A babymaxxer should only consume pureed vegetables, soy and milk, ideally.
3. DO NOT exercise. Exercise can cause accumulation of lean muscle which we do not want. A babymaxxer's only exercise should be light cardio, such as crawling to the fridge to get a bottle of milk. You want to make sure your frame is as small as possible, make sure them delts atrophy!
4. DO NOT do any difficult things. Hard work is for normies and fakecels, to become a babychad you must sleep in your crib for 14 hours per day minimum. This beauty sleep will ensure peak babymaxxing physique.
5. Do not have any facial hair or body hair. You can remove body hair through any means, such as waxing or laser hair removal.
6. DO speak in the highest pitched voice possible. This will attract mommy orbiters hook line and sinker. Make sure to sprinkle in some incoherent babble for maximum babymogging.
7. DO cry loudly. If you face a minor inconvenience, you must cry loudly to assert dominance.
8. DO shit yourself. This should be done regularly to assert dominance and scare away normie sheep.
9. DO pursue leg shortening surgery. You must be as short and defenseless as possible to extract as much maternal instinct as possible from your mommy orbiters.
10. DO become morbidly obese. Ideally maintain Level 1 Obesity so that you can maintain a maximum babymogging physique that's supple, soft yet not grotesque.
Benefits of BabyMaxxing over traditional looksmaxxing?
1. Babymaxxing is less cucked. Spending hours in the gym every day slaving away for the fickle whims of a woman who will leave you after seeing a more masculine man? Not even once. Ditch the slave lifestyle and adopt one where the mommies do everything for you. Babymaxxing is the ultimate aristocratic strategy for alpha males rather than the servile betas that must engage in performative masculinity to secure women.
2. Access to high-tier phenotypes. Being a masculine chad might get you short-term flings with promiscuous stacies, but most of them will be cold and won't want to have anything to do with kids in 2025. By adopting the babymaxxing strategy you only attract high-tier mommies that are guaranteed to have nurturing, child-rearing qualities.
3. Way less stressful. As a babymaxxer you will only rarely have to compete with other babymaxxers. If masculine chads dare contest you, simply scream at the top of your lungs to assert dominance. This way all of the mommy orbiters will flock to you and cast out chad for being a big meanie.
Are you ready to start babymaxxing?
