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<blockquote data-quote="Hobbit" data-source="post: 53027" data-attributes="member: 31"><p>Why haven't you taken the night shift pill and joined a 24hr gym yet, brother? It comes with a wide variety of benefits.</p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>No niggers (they're all asleep resting after a day of stealing shoes)</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>All the equipment is open because there's like 1 other person in there at 2am</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>Next to no fast food is open so you'll never be tempted</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>No zoomers standing 9 deep on a single bench press.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>You'll have the chance to work in manufacturing and learn skills to use when shit hits the fan like welding or machining.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>After day is done, you can slide down to Waffle house, eat 10 eggs and watch bare knuckle boxing in the parking lot</span></p><p></p><p>I mean, it definitely has some downsides but they're all pretty manageable.</p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>No women anywhere (distractions from hitting hypertrophy)</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>No irl friends probably (we're on ElysianFields, let's be honest we don't have any)</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>Usually the other gym goers are police officers (bad if you are a Basketball American)</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>If your set goes past 4am the rise and grind kings start flooding in and filming.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(97, 189, 109)">>You'll never see the sun again (vitamin D supplements are widely available)</span></p><p></p><p>Why haven't you made the switch yet?</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]9467[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hobbit, post: 53027, member: 31"] Why haven't you taken the night shift pill and joined a 24hr gym yet, brother? It comes with a wide variety of benefits. [COLOR=rgb(97, 189, 109)]>No niggers (they're all asleep resting after a day of stealing shoes) >All the equipment is open because there's like 1 other person in there at 2am >Next to no fast food is open so you'll never be tempted >No zoomers standing 9 deep on a single bench press. >You'll have the chance to work in manufacturing and learn skills to use when shit hits the fan like welding or machining. >After day is done, you can slide down to Waffle house, eat 10 eggs and watch bare knuckle boxing in the parking lot[/COLOR] I mean, it definitely has some downsides but they're all pretty manageable. [COLOR=rgb(97, 189, 109)]>No women anywhere (distractions from hitting hypertrophy) >No irl friends probably (we're on ElysianFields, let's be honest we don't have any) >Usually the other gym goers are police officers (bad if you are a Basketball American) >If your set goes past 4am the rise and grind kings start flooding in and filming. >You'll never see the sun again (vitamin D supplements are widely available)[/COLOR] Why haven't you made the switch yet? [ATTACH type="full" width="410px" alt="1759831137646.png"]9467[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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