Nobody will rival tolkien

[porco-dddio]

Tolkien was a gigachad of writing.

I have read critics of tolkien who say he wasnt a gigachad but they did not prove their case sufficiently.

So I think Tolkien was a legendary writer. One of these people who will become classics at some point.

 

[Arnold Schwarzwald]

News flash water is wet.

 

[Shinrinken]

I would say the same with HP. Lovecraft, Robert E Howard, and if you want to go there Kentaro Miura.

 

[porco-dddio]

I would say the same with HP. Lovecraft, Robert E Howard, and if you want to go there Kentaro Miura.

good examples I dont know this e howard and will chek him out.

Yes im also a fan of lovecraft, great guy overall. Also great writer. Nice mythmaker, I tried to invent mythology as well but I didnt even come close. Here the myth I invented: https://elysianfields.se/threads/ass-mongoloid-created-a-new-god.9194/

TLDR: A pathetic, malformed deity, born from forum filth and resentment, is trapped in a timeless void. A god of nothing, for no one, forever.

 

[Shinrinken]

good examples I dont know this e howard and will chek him out.

Yes im also a fan of lovecraft, great guy overall. Also great writer. Nice mythmaker, I tried to invent mythology as well but I didnt even come close. Here the myth I invented: https://elysianfields.se/threads/ass-mongoloid-created-a-new-god.9194/

TLDR: A pathetic, malformed deity, born from forum filth and resentment, is trapped in a timeless void. A god of nothing, for no one, forever.

Nigga.... Are you serious, this screams WOKE AF DEI writer. Like the black trans crippled jew writer bad.

 

[porco-dddio]

Nigga.... Are you serious, this screams WOKE AF DEI writer. Like the black trans crippled jew writer bad.

I take it as a compliment.

Yes im very woke, luckily im not leftist. We need nonleft woke people such as myself. But it would be best if they were also decent at writing. Im not good, and is evidenced by the many criticisms I get all the time.

 

[Deleted member 612]

If he lived today nobody would know his works.

 

[porco-dddio]

If he lived today nobody would know his works.

I think he would still sell but they would ask him to split his book in parts so they grift more out of it.

 

[porco-dddio]

No wait, I think theres political problems in our days. I think the social truth of the book would be boycotted, considered "pro american propaganda" or prowest or something inherently dangerous, and racist, and would bring a disadvantage to MAGA in a very profound way.

 

[Deleted member 612]

I think he would still sell but they would ask him to split his book in parts so they grift more out of it.

Trust me, it wouldn't. I know the market. 90% of the readers today are foids, and they want psychological treatises disguised as fiction novels, with the main characters being complex psychopaths. Tolkien would have to write like George RR Martin in order to sell something, with highly descriptive psychological profiles of Frodo and Sam, which would remove all the magic from his fiction.

 

[porco-dddio]

Trust me, it wouldn't. I know the market. 90% of the readers today are foids, and they want psychological treatises disguised as fiction novels, with the main characters being complex psychopaths. Tolkien would have to write like George RR Martin in order to sell something, with highly descriptive psychological profiles of Frodo and Sam, which would remove all the magic from his fiction.

You may have a point. Now that you say it, I remember a foid driven "anti flatness" movement in literature.

They spread on the internet this idea we have to desire "profound" characters, mainly thru the slandering of the characters they deemed as "flat", and it convinced the whole society.

I mean I dont have a lot to say about it, bcause is not my field of conspiracy theory, but I definitely seen it.

Word has passed also in the lowly normie mouth, who then repeated the "anti flat" critique on reddit.

 

[porco-dddio]

Maybe women want to portray frodo as an insecure incel with foot fetish and repressed homosexuality, and oedipal compex and resentment against Sam for his masculinity and smell of male musk.

But frodo is also a small person, so I think women would demand him to be ridiculed in some way, his courage would mean nothing to a woman.

Instead you have to pimp the chad heroes like aragorn, instead of making him a long living 86 yold you have to make him a 21yold successful tiktok psycho killer, and gve him a tragic backstory to motivate his predatory cocky behavior with women.

Every male character has to either be a predator multirapist or a loser incel saggof shieeet

 

[porco-dddio]

Sauron instead should be a dog. So you write the woman hero in the story, in the end betrays evryone for a dog fuck with sauron.

And it doesnt matter for shit if sauron wanted the ring, because the woman protagonist will capture the ring herself and use it to enslave sexually Sauron.

Then write 50 pages describe minutely the pussy sensations when sauron dog-knot is into the woman protagonist.

 

[Deleted member 612]

Tolkien beat George RR Martin easy, because Tolkien is focused in worldbuilding, and foids HATE IT, they hate worldbuilding with a strong passion it is unreal.
Just look at Game of Thrones, there are only two good characters: John Snow and Bran, and both are deemed "flat" by foids. To "balance" it, George disgraced these two characters, John with exile, Bran with disability. The others are all psychopaths or mentally ill, the show is a museum of mental diseases. Hence why it sold so much today, because most readers are foids.
Compare this to Lord of the Rings. Tolkien would not sell today, if he was alive. He only sells today because he made history. But had he been born in this age, he would not sell. He would migrate to the game industry to become a writer for some strategy game.
Foids fucked this market so badly it is unreal. And this is not being discussed because it is not in the interests of 4chan to have this kind of discussion on the internet. They want psychopathic traits to flourish, because life imitates art.

 

[porco-dddio]

Tolkien beat George RR Martin easy, because Tolkien is focused in worldbuilding, and foids HATE IT, they hate worldbuilding with a strong passion it is unreal.
Just look at Game of Thrones, there are only two good characters: John Snow and Bran, and both are deemed "flat" by foids. To "balance" it, George disgraced these two characters, John with exile, Bran with disability. The others are all psychopaths or mentally ill, the show is a museum of mental diseases. Hence why it sold so much today, because most readers are foids.
Compare this to Lord of the Rings. Tolkien would not sell today, if he was alive. He only sells today because he made history. But had he been born in this age, he would not sell. He would migrate to the game industry to become a writer for some strategy game.
Foids fucked this market so badly it is unreal. And this is not being discussed because it is not in the interests of 4chan to have this kind of discussion on the internet. They want psychopathic traits to flourish, because life imitates art.

hey lets do it bro. We write some lord of the rings woman edition.

I purpose we do sauron as a dog, so women fuck the dog in the book. And women betray the entire middle earth kingdoms for a single dogfuck.

We can do legolas as an androgynous beauty eboy influencer from japan. Instead of spamming arrows on enemies hes doing arrow trickshots for social media.

Gimli should be a metalworker with the tragic backstory but he should be tall not short, or women dont read the book.

Obviously everyone should be a psychopath tiktok killer who raped lots of women already.

Feel free to add mre ideas.