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Message: <blockquote data-quote="porco-dddio" data-source="post: 87721" data-attributes="member: 656">hey lets do it bro. We write some lord of the rings woman edition. I purpose we do sauron as a dog, so women fuck the dog in the book. And women betray the entire middle earth kingdoms for a single dogfuck. We can do legolas as an androgynous beauty eboy influencer from japan. Instead of spamming arrows on enemies hes doing arrow trickshots for social media. Gimli should be a metalworker with the tragic backstory but he should be tall not short, or women dont read the book. Obviously everyone should be a psychopath tiktok killer who raped lots of women already. Feel free to add mre ideas.</blockquote>