Who was that? The thread got deleted so I can't really see the OP's username. Either way, who the fuck cares about who is getting laid, honestly. If you can get sex, it's cool. On the contrary, if you're not able to get laid with le freaking cool women (I love fucking science!!)... it is what it is, man. You can't fucking cheat the ballistics of this so-called "universe". But you're not losing much besides some freaking cool reactions in your central nervous system and certain disgusting biological feelings down there with your pickle.
The house always wins. And so the Courier's road came to an end... for now.