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<blockquote data-quote="Schwarzwald" data-source="post: 73065" data-attributes="member: 544"><p>THE ONLY REAL RULES:</p><p></p><p>1. No magic. You can't poof a missile silo into existence. You have to build it. Describe how. I'll decide if it works based on your resources, your location, and how hard you make me laugh.</p><p></p><p>2. The GM (me) does all the backend. You say "Florida opens the legal cocaine market." I roll the hidden dice. Maybe you get rich. Maybe the cartels eat your governor.(In a case like that you don't lose control you just have an extra random event) You don't need to know the numbers. You just need to live with the consequences.</p><p></p><p>3. You CAN roll a d100 if you want to tilt things. Before I resolve your action, say "I'm rolling a d100" and post the result. High is good. Low is bad. I'll adjust my secret roll accordingly. But you only get one d100 per turn, so use it wisely, you gambling addict.(Some events and resources will grant or take away rolls)</p><p></p><p>4. Natural buffs and debuffs exist. Florida has a space buff. New York has a finance buff but an invasion-of-Mexico debuff (logistics, bud). The Granola Stasi has a surveillance buff but a nobody likes you debuff. I'll tell you what your zone is good and bad at when you sign up. You can dispute but you can't whine.</p><p></p><p>5. Taxes? Laws? Go nuts. 1000% income tax? Sure. Execute anyone who wears crocs? Fine. But your people will react. I decide how. Maybe they revolt. Maybe they love it because you also gave them free beer. You don't get to control the mob. You only get to poke it with a stick.</p><p></p><p>6. You can be a warlord. You can be a utopian. You can switch every turn. The only constant: your resources are whatever you've actually built or stolen. If you spent three turns ignoring your farms and bombing your neighbors, don't be surprised when your army eats its own boots.</p><p></p><p>THAT'S IT.</p><p></p><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="📋" title="Clipboard :clipboard:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4cb.png" data-shortname=":clipboard:" /></p><p></p><p>SIGN-UP:</p><p></p><p>· Nation Name:</p><p></p><p>· Territory:</p><p></p><p>· One Natural Buff (I may override):</p><p></p><p>· One Natural Debuff (I may add):</p><p></p><p>· First Action (what do you do?):</p><p></p><p>· Do you accept that I, the GM, am God here? (Yes/No – No means you play Monopoly instead):</p><p></p><p>[USER=162]@馬冠宇[/USER] (chinaman characters not live in a paste bin associated to you, I hope you find enjoyment from that) good enough for rules for ya?</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">OH! I AM GOD AND ISRAEL! I WILL BE ASKING FOR BABY BLOOD AND FORESKIN WHENEVER THE MOOD STRIKES ME.<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👿" title="Angry face with horns :imp:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f47f.png" data-shortname=":imp:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😈" title="Smiling face with horns :smiling_imp:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f608.png" data-shortname=":smiling_imp:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Schwarzwald, post: 73065, member: 544"] THE ONLY REAL RULES: 1. No magic. You can't poof a missile silo into existence. You have to build it. Describe how. I'll decide if it works based on your resources, your location, and how hard you make me laugh. 2. The GM (me) does all the backend. You say "Florida opens the legal cocaine market." I roll the hidden dice. Maybe you get rich. Maybe the cartels eat your governor.(In a case like that you don't lose control you just have an extra random event) You don't need to know the numbers. You just need to live with the consequences. 3. You CAN roll a d100 if you want to tilt things. Before I resolve your action, say "I'm rolling a d100" and post the result. High is good. Low is bad. I'll adjust my secret roll accordingly. But you only get one d100 per turn, so use it wisely, you gambling addict.(Some events and resources will grant or take away rolls) 4. Natural buffs and debuffs exist. Florida has a space buff. New York has a finance buff but an invasion-of-Mexico debuff (logistics, bud). The Granola Stasi has a surveillance buff but a nobody likes you debuff. I'll tell you what your zone is good and bad at when you sign up. You can dispute but you can't whine. 5. Taxes? Laws? Go nuts. 1000% income tax? Sure. Execute anyone who wears crocs? Fine. But your people will react. I decide how. Maybe they revolt. Maybe they love it because you also gave them free beer. You don't get to control the mob. You only get to poke it with a stick. 6. You can be a warlord. You can be a utopian. You can switch every turn. The only constant: your resources are whatever you've actually built or stolen. If you spent three turns ignoring your farms and bombing your neighbors, don't be surprised when your army eats its own boots. THAT'S IT. 📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋📋 SIGN-UP: · Nation Name: · Territory: · One Natural Buff (I may override): · One Natural Debuff (I may add): · First Action (what do you do?): · Do you accept that I, the GM, am God here? (Yes/No – No means you play Monopoly instead): [USER=162]@馬冠宇[/USER] (chinaman characters not live in a paste bin associated to you, I hope you find enjoyment from that) good enough for rules for ya? [SIZE=7]OH! I AM GOD AND ISRAEL! I WILL BE ASKING FOR BABY BLOOD AND FORESKIN WHENEVER THE MOOD STRIKES ME.👿😈[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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