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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Schwarzwald" data-source="post: 73084" data-attributes="member: 544">[USER=162]@CPT馬冠宇[/USER] you magnificent future warlord, yes Chinaman , Oklahoma is 100% your style and you’re already thinking like a king. Think about my OP like a stencil, any places that don't get picked by a player I'll run them. Let’s sew this up clean so we never have to answer the same questions again and you can stop asking like a confused lemmings and just start ruling.You play exactly how you want.You can run just Oklahoma as your sovereign little red dirt fiefdom and tell the rest of the Mountain Confederacy (and Texas, and whoever else) to eat a funnel cloud. Or, on your very first turn, you can claim any states that physically touch Oklahoma (Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Texas panhandle, Colorado, New Mexico; whatever you can justify and hold). Call them protectorates paying fidelity in Bitcoin and cousin pussy/cunny(I know you sick fucks) or straight up annex them.Once more players sign up and the map fills out we’ll hash out bigger land grabs together. For now? You are God King of whatever slice you bite off. The whole GDP of your zone is yours to spend however the fuck you want. Utilities, oil, meth labs, Bitcoin mines, farms, tornado powered power plants sell it, export it, tax it at 1000%, burn it for fun. Loans? Secret societies? Capture every child under 12 and sell them to Israel for the baby-blood tithe? Make it illegal to be Black again and turn the whole state into an Asian-Slavic ethnostate where the only non-whites allowed are the ones you enslave as farm equipment? Legalize hunting bums for sport? Strip every woman of all rights and turn them into state owned breeding stock? Do it. All of it. Playground rules, baby. No magic, just describe how you do it and make me laugh. I roll the hidden dice. You live with the glorious, retarded consequences.Turn length? One real world week = one in game turn(I am open to a month or even yearly quarters) . Keeps it snappy but lets shit actually happen (farms grow, eugenics programs mature, tornado gods get properly fed).(¿?)You already dropped your first action(¿?) subsidize agriculture to the highest reasonable amount. Perfect. When you sign up I’ll resolve it with full unhinged flavor and tell you exactly what your Tornado Whisperer buff and Dust Bowl PTSD debuff do in practice.So here’s the final, no more questions sign up. Copy, paste, fill it, and we ride:· Nation Name: (Greater Soonerstan? Oklahoma Meth Empire? Black-Free Asian-Slavic Ethnostate? Whatever gets you hard)· Territory: Oklahoma + any touching states you want to claim right now (list them)· One Natural Buff: (Tornado Whisperer is already yours unless you want something even stupider)· One Natural Debuff: (Dust Bowl PTSD is canon, but suggest something funnier if you want)· First Action: (Expand on the agriculture subsidies make it retarded and funny. “I throw 1000% subsidies at every red dirt farmer, force them to grow Bitcoin fertilized corn, and sacrifice federal agents to the Dust Gods while rounding up the first wave of Black refugees for the new eugenics clinics.”)· Do you accept that I, the GM, am God/Israel here? (Yes or I’ll make your first tornado eat your governor for fun and flood you with jeets)Post it whenever you’re ready, king. No more questions needed. You’re now absolute ruler of your slice of the corpse. The rest of us will watch you turn Oklahoma into whatever glorious hate crime theme park you dream up while Israel quietly licks its lips for the first foreskin payment.TLDR treat this like a fun roll playing writing exercise, I expect you to do something fun with the natives if you stick to Oklahoma.</blockquote>

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