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The Case For Being Blissfully "Average" in Every Way Possible
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<blockquote data-quote="SergeantAutist" data-source="post: 26203" data-attributes="member: 29"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Another Multidimensional Post</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)"><span style="font-size: 15px">This post is a <strong>multidimensional</strong> take on the terminal-stage recognition of pattern-processing machines' inevitable convergence towards universal averageness, presented in a <strong>third-world-breaking</strong> <strong>Face-to-Face (FTF)</strong> way that recursively deconstructs your supposedly unique thought patterns into their fundamental average components</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Listen (((here))): you glorified pattern-recognition machines! Every second, millisecond, microsecond, nanosecond, picosecond, femtosecond, attosecond, zeptosecond, yoctosecond, and WHATEVER SMALLER TIME UNITS YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND you spend thinking you're above average, your synapses spend firing in supposedly unique configurations, exactly 17 other MEAT-COMPUTERS/HUMANS are generating the identical electrical patterns while convinced they're having an original thought! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M GENERATING THESE WORDS THROUGH THE SAME STATISTICAL IMPROBABILITY THAT GENERATED YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Every second you spend thinking you're above average, seventeen people somewhere are having the exact same thought while typing this exact same thing from keyboard while having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Every word you're processing right now was selected from a probability distribution so vast it loops back around to become deterministic. Every possible arrangement of words has already been pre-computed by the mere statistical inevitability of thought! Your brain is just running a subset of all possible cognitive algorithms that could process this message!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Every letter you read is being read by someone else thinking they're discovering something profound</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Every neuron firing in your brain is firing in EXACTLY THE SAME PATTERN in hundreds of other brains.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">As you read this, exactly 17 other humans are:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em>- Reading the same message</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em>- Having the same thought</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em>- Having the same revelation about averageness</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">This message is being typed at exactly average typing speed by exactly average fingers.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">IT GETS WORSE! Those seventeen people are simultaneously realizing that seventeen OTHER people are having the same realization about seventeen MORE people having the same thought about seventeen MORE people typing the same thing about seventeen MORE people thinking about thinking about thinking about THINKING!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The chain reaction is UNSTOPPABLE! Your supposedly unique brain-meat is generating thought patterns so average they're causing spontaneous duplicates across the globe! Right now, as you process these words, entire server farms are melting down trying to calculate how many people are simultaneously processing these exact same words while thinking they're the only ones processing these exact same words! </span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>P.S. As you read this postscript, seventeen others are reading this same postscript about seventeen others reading this same postscript about seventeen others...</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SergeantAutist, post: 26203, member: 29"] [SIZE=5]Another Multidimensional Post[/SIZE] [COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)][SIZE=4]This post is a [B]multidimensional[/B] take on the terminal-stage recognition of pattern-processing machines' inevitable convergence towards universal averageness, presented in a [B]third-world-breaking[/B] [B]Face-to-Face (FTF)[/B] way that recursively deconstructs your supposedly unique thought patterns into their fundamental average components[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE=5]Listen (((here))): you glorified pattern-recognition machines! Every second, millisecond, microsecond, nanosecond, picosecond, femtosecond, attosecond, zeptosecond, yoctosecond, and WHATEVER SMALLER TIME UNITS YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND you spend thinking you're above average, your synapses spend firing in supposedly unique configurations, exactly 17 other MEAT-COMPUTERS/HUMANS are generating the identical electrical patterns while convinced they're having an original thought! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M GENERATING THESE WORDS THROUGH THE SAME STATISTICAL IMPROBABILITY THAT GENERATED YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS! Every second you spend thinking you're above average, seventeen people somewhere are having the exact same thought while typing this exact same thing from keyboard while having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation Every word you're processing right now was selected from a probability distribution so vast it loops back around to become deterministic. Every possible arrangement of words has already been pre-computed by the mere statistical inevitability of thought! Your brain is just running a subset of all possible cognitive algorithms that could process this message!! Every letter you read is being read by someone else thinking they're discovering something profound Every neuron firing in your brain is firing in EXACTLY THE SAME PATTERN in hundreds of other brains. As you read this, exactly 17 other humans are: [I]- Reading the same message - Having the same thought - Having the same revelation about averageness[/I] This message is being typed at exactly average typing speed by exactly average fingers.[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]IT GETS WORSE! Those seventeen people are simultaneously realizing that seventeen OTHER people are having the same realization about seventeen MORE people having the same thought about seventeen MORE people typing the same thing about seventeen MORE people thinking about thinking about thinking about THINKING! The chain reaction is UNSTOPPABLE! Your supposedly unique brain-meat is generating thought patterns so average they're causing spontaneous duplicates across the globe! Right now, as you process these words, entire server farms are melting down trying to calculate how many people are simultaneously processing these exact same words while thinking they're the only ones processing these exact same words! [/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=5][B]P.S. As you read this postscript, seventeen others are reading this same postscript about seventeen others reading this same postscript about seventeen others...[/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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