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>go see Valve demo at PAX Australia
>room is full of obese manchildren and ugly prescription-glasses wearing journos
>fat old fuck Gaben appears on stage and approaches the mic stand
>seize the opportunity and scream at the top of my lungs: "YO NIGGA FINNA BOUTA RELEASE HALF LIFE 3"
>whole room in shock and awe
>hear group of pcbros behind me: "You are a gentleman and a scholar, fine sir. We would give you Reddit upvotes if this were online."
>journos next to me: "The speech we needed in a world run by Trump, and it's beautiful. He's cute, too."
>Gaben looks directly at me and flashes a smile, giving me a thumbs up.
>stand up and leave
Anyone else been to any gaming conventions lately?
>room is full of obese manchildren and ugly prescription-glasses wearing journos
>fat old fuck Gaben appears on stage and approaches the mic stand
>seize the opportunity and scream at the top of my lungs: "YO NIGGA FINNA BOUTA RELEASE HALF LIFE 3"
>whole room in shock and awe
>hear group of pcbros behind me: "You are a gentleman and a scholar, fine sir. We would give you Reddit upvotes if this were online."
>journos next to me: "The speech we needed in a world run by Trump, and it's beautiful. He's cute, too."
>Gaben looks directly at me and flashes a smile, giving me a thumbs up.
>stand up and leave
Anyone else been to any gaming conventions lately?
