Venting Ya know, it's almost funny, in the process of trying to defend themselves and justify their actions pedophiles only make themselves look even worse.

[EzraIsShy76028]

Like there was this one particular case I saw once. It was a 57 year old man on the internet flirting with a 12 year old girl online, talking about how sexy she is and all the things he was gonna do to her once they met in person. Then the girl reported this to her parents, and her parents called the police on him, and he was arrested. Then the police took him to a room and began interrogating him. The conversation went something like:

Police: So why are you calling a 12 year old girl sexy, huh? Ya got a good fuckin' explanation for that?

Pedo: No no no you don't understand. I call everybody sexy, it's a casual thing for me. I don't care if the person is 2 years old or 102 years old.

Police: So you're saying you'd call a 2 year old sexy?

Pedo: No no no but sexy is not a sexual thing. Sexy just means the same as cute or beautiful. It's innocent for me. You're the one turning it into a bad thing.

Police: Okay, I believe you, but then why did you describe in vivid detail what you were going to do to the girl once you met in person? Like you know, the part about sticking a bunch of stuff inside her?

Pedo: No no no you don't understand. It's just an innocent little game. Me and my brothers used to play this game all the game as a kid. It was not sexual. In my household nudity was never sexual. We were nudists, in fact.

Police: You know very well that's a load of bullshit. Nudity is one thing, what you were talking about doing with her was a whole 'nother story.

Pedo: No no no why you gotta discriminate against us nudists? Just because we're different?

Police: First of all, I'm asking the questions here, not you! And second, and I will not repeat myself, nudity is one thing, talking about sexually assaulting a 12 year old is another!

Pedo: Sexual assault no no no are you crazy? We didn't actually do anything. It was just a few innocent pictures and flirting!

Police: First of all, sending those sexual pictures to a minor and demanding naked pictures from a minor is illegal. Second, why did you give an exact time and location for her to meet with you in real life?

Pedo: No no no no you don't understand! I- (insert another stupid excuse, I don't remember how it went after this, lol)

And it just went back and forth like that till the police eventually concluded with.

Police: Okay, we have all the information we need. You sir are going to prison for a long time. You better have a real fucking good lawyer if you want even a small chance of getting out.

If we weren't considering the fact he was out to harm real children, this would've been hilarious. Like holy fucking shit, the police gave him like a thousand chances to try to pull some sort of decent excuse out of his ass, and yet he only kept making himself look worse and worse and worse. I think even a 5 year old could come up with better excuses like holy shit.

Also, unfortunately I don't have the link to the video or anything. Sorry. It's been a really long time and I didn't save it.

 

[Magonia]

Like there was this one particular case I saw once. It was a 57 year old man on the internet flirting with a 12 year old girl online, talking about how sexy she is and all the things he was gonna do to her once they met in person. Then the girl reported this to her parents, and her parents called the police on him, and he was arrested. Then the police took him to a room and began interrogating him. The conversation went something like:

Police: So why are you calling a 12 year old girl sexy, huh? Ya got a good fuckin' explanation for that?

Pedo: No no no you don't understand. I call everybody sexy, it's a casual thing for me. I don't care if the person is 2 years old or 102 years old.

Police: So you're saying you'd call a 2 year old sexy?

Pedo: No no no but sexy is not a sexual thing. Sexy just means the same as cute or beautiful. It's innocent for me. You're the one turning it into a bad thing.

Police: Okay, I believe you, but then why did you describe in vivid detail what you were going to do to the girl once you met in person? Like you know, the part about sticking a bunch of stuff inside her?

Pedo: No no no you don't understand. It's just an innocent little game. Me and my brothers used to play this game all the game as a kid. It was not sexual. In my household nudity was never sexual. We were nudists, in fact.

Police: You know very well that's a load of bullshit. Nudity is one thing, what you were talking about doing with her was a whole 'nother story.

Pedo: No no no why you gotta discriminate against us nudists? Just because we're different?

Police: First of all, I'm asking the questions here, not you! And second, and I will not repeat myself, nudity is one thing, talking about sexually assaulting a 12 year old is another!

Pedo: Sexual assault no no no are you crazy? We didn't actually do anything. It was just a few innocent pictures and flirting!

Police: First of all, sending those sexual pictures to a minor and demanding naked pictures from a minor is illegal. Second, why did you give an exact time and location for her to meet with you in real life?

Pedo: No no no no you don't understand! I- (insert another stupid excuse, I don't remember how it went after this, lol)

And it just went back and forth like that till the police eventually concluded with.

Police: Okay, we have all the information we need. You sir are going to prison for a long time. You better have a real fucking good lawyer if you want even a small chance of getting out.

If we weren't considering the fact he was out to harm real children, this would've been hilarious. Like holy fucking shit, the police gave him like a thousand chances to try to pull some sort of decent excuse out of his ass, and yet he only kept making himself look worse and worse and worse. I think even a 5 year old could come up with better excuses like holy shit.

Also, unfortunately I don't have the link to the video or anything. Sorry. It's been a really long time and I didn't save it.

fucking unbelievable. I was thinking you were sharig a joke pasta or a chain letter

I thought you were going to post about how men cant do anything with children without being accused and once accused its indefenceble because the witchunt has started.

 

[EzraIsShy76028]

fucking unbelievable. I was thinking you were sharig a joke pasta or a chain letter

I thought you were going to post about how men cant do anything with children without being accused and once accused its indefenceble because the witchunt has started.

For the first paragraph, I'm usually not a very funny person so I don't even attempt anything with jokes, lol. Jokes that seem funny to me literally no one else finds funny. It's basically the definition of the crickets sound effect with just one person in the world laughing.

As for the second paragraph, yeah, those are somewhat separate but also huge issues. Literally can't even help a lost child in a store find their parents without it becoming this huge sexual thing. If anything you're better off just walking really fast and ignoring the kid, or just telling them "get lost kid."

 

[LookOutSide]

I would do a 50 year old

 

[EzraIsShy76028]

I would do a 50 year old

Not sure what that has to do with my original post about pedophiles, but I'll bite anyway.

I've seen some surprisingly sexy people out there who happened to be middle aged or in some rarer cases but not impossible, elderly, so I can understand how you feel. Young doesn't equal hot, and old doesn't equal ugly, and vice versa.

I could do them if I felt like it, sure, but if it was an actual romantic relationship I wouldn't wanna be with someone who's old enough to be my parents or grandparents, lol.

 

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑]

Not sure what that has to do with my original post about pedophiles, but I'll bite anyway.

I've seen some surprisingly sexy people out there who happened to be middle aged or in some rarer cases but not impossible, elderly, so I can understand how you feel. Young doesn't equal hot, and old doesn't equal ugly, and vice versa.

I could do them if I felt like it, sure, but if it was an actual romantic relationship I wouldn't wanna be with someone who's old enough to be my parents or grandparents, lol.

I'm 33 and I'm starting to feel attracted to women my own age and that bothers me. I don't want to become an agecuck

 

[TenzenT]

I'm 33 and I'm starting to feel attracted to women my own age and that bothers me. I don't want to become an agecuck

How it feels to be 30 and further

 

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑]

How it feels to be 30 and further

I still feel like a teen, but I got grey pubes and shit

 

[TenzenT]

Like there was this one particular case I saw once. It was a 57 year old man on the internet flirting with a 12 year old girl online, talking about how sexy she is and all the things he was gonna do to her once they met in person. Then the girl reported this to her parents, and her parents called the police on him, and he was arrested. Then the police took him to a room and began interrogating him. The conversation went something like:

Police: So why are you calling a 12 year old girl sexy, huh? Ya got a good fuckin' explanation for that?

Pedo: No no no you don't understand. I call everybody sexy, it's a casual thing for me. I don't care if the person is 2 years old or 102 years old.

Police: So you're saying you'd call a 2 year old sexy?

Pedo: No no no but sexy is not a sexual thing. Sexy just means the same as cute or beautiful. It's innocent for me. You're the one turning it into a bad thing.

Police: Okay, I believe you, but then why did you describe in vivid detail what you were going to do to the girl once you met in person? Like you know, the part about sticking a bunch of stuff inside her?

Pedo: No no no you don't understand. It's just an innocent little game. Me and my brothers used to play this game all the game as a kid. It was not sexual. In my household nudity was never sexual. We were nudists, in fact.

Police: You know very well that's a load of bullshit. Nudity is one thing, what you were talking about doing with her was a whole 'nother story.

Pedo: No no no why you gotta discriminate against us nudists? Just because we're different?

Police: First of all, I'm asking the questions here, not you! And second, and I will not repeat myself, nudity is one thing, talking about sexually assaulting a 12 year old is another!

Pedo: Sexual assault no no no are you crazy? We didn't actually do anything. It was just a few innocent pictures and flirting!

Police: First of all, sending those sexual pictures to a minor and demanding naked pictures from a minor is illegal. Second, why did you give an exact time and location for her to meet with you in real life?

Pedo: No no no no you don't understand! I- (insert another stupid excuse, I don't remember how it went after this, lol)

And it just went back and forth like that till the police eventually concluded with.

Police: Okay, we have all the information we need. You sir are going to prison for a long time. You better have a real fucking good lawyer if you want even a small chance of getting out.

If we weren't considering the fact he was out to harm real children, this would've been hilarious. Like holy fucking shit, the police gave him like a thousand chances to try to pull some sort of decent excuse out of his ass, and yet he only kept making himself look worse and worse and worse. I think even a 5 year old could come up with better excuses like holy shit.

Also, unfortunately I don't have the link to the video or anything. Sorry. It's been a really long time and I didn't save it.

From the list of NPCs, pedos are the worst, a virus that can spread to the victim at adulthood, i mean, normies are trash, but pedos are on another level.

 

[TenzenT]

I still feel like a teen, but I got grey pubes and shit

Goddam, so fucking nothing changes, only brain and body development

 

[EzraIsShy76028]

From the list of NPCs, pedos are the worst, a virus that can spread to the victim at adulthood, i mean, normies are trash, but pedos are on another level.

Ah yes, 100%. Good thing though that pedos get severely punished when caught. The other criminals in prison, however fucked up and demented they may be, they absolutely draw the fucking line at children. The life of a pedo will become a living hell beyond what they could possibly imagine when they go to prison. If anything the death penalty might offer some faster relief for them, lol.

Unfortunately, some people, assuming they're rich, popular, powerful, or famous enough can get "an excuse" for being pedos. No one wants to hear that insert famous actor or musician they grew up with is actually a fucking abusive pedophile. And their representatives will do everything to cover for them. And they'll just use money as a way out.

But a pedophile who is not famous or rich will still get fucked over, so that's something.

 

[EzraIsShy76028]

I still feel like a teen, but I got grey pubes and shit

My case is even worse. Due to mental illnesses and age regression I feel like a literal toddler at times. And ah, grey pubes. If at 30 the process of grey hairs on the body already begin, imagine by age 60 and up...yikes...so you really only get your 20s and younger with no grey hair, lol. Those 30+ year old women with "no grey hair" are 100% just dying their naturally grey hairs.

 

[Zozizo]

I don't understand the point of this thread

 

[EzraIsShy76028]

I don't understand the point of this thread

I mean what else is there to explain? Pedophiles are pieces of shit, and in the process of trying to "redeem" themselves in the eyes of the police or whatever they just end up making themselves look worse and worse. Would've been more respectable if they just followed the classic "you have the right to remain silent."