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<blockquote data-quote="Schwarzwald" data-source="post: 73484" data-attributes="member: 544"><p><span style="color: rgb(147, 101, 184)"><em>Because they’re ugly and they stink, that’s why.</em></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)"><span style="font-size: 26px">THIS JUST IN </span></span></strong></p><p>Scientists have discovered that a measly <strong>1.36% dehydration</strong> is enough to turn your average woman into an emotional terrorist.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Real study. Real link. Real pain.</p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022316622028899" target="_blank">https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022316622028899</a></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>GET THE WORD OUT</strong>, fellas. She’s not on her period. She’s not hormonal. She hasn’t had anything to drink since the obama administration. That’s the problem.</p><p></p><p></p><p>She’s not moody. She’s a walking cactus with legs.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Solution? Carry a Super Soaker at all times. The second she starts acting up, you blast that bitch right in the mouth like you’re watering a houseplant that owes you money.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Stanley cups were right all along. Two cups? Fuck that. These hoes need a <strong><span style="font-size: 22px">horse trough</span></strong>. It’s summer, they’re sweating like whores in church, they stink, and they’re getting <strong><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">angery-er</span></strong> by the minute.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Hostility up 8%.Fatigue up 17%.Vigor down 12%.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Vigor? How the fuck do you even measure vigor on a woman? Bend over and spread that vigor, sweetheart, let’s get a proper reading.</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: rgb(247, 218, 100)">Mood disturbance up </span><strong><span style="color: rgb(247, 218, 100)">19%</span></strong>.</p><p><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">Task difficulty perception up 58%</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(247, 218, 100)">Concentration down </span><strong><span style="color: rgb(247, 218, 100)">45%</span></strong>.</p><p><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">Headaches up <strong>200%</strong>.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p>Bros… all women are just dehydrated?????</p><p></p><p></p><p>We’ve been lied to our entire lives. We thought it was hormones, or “that time of the month,” or “she’s just crazy.” Nah. Turns out God’s cruelest joke is that the female brain runs on approximately one thimble of water and pure spite.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Men have been relegated to eternal waiter cucks. “Here’s your water, princess. Here’s your emotional support hydration. Please don’t bite my head off because you forgot to drink for three days.”</p><p></p><p></p><p>MGTOW isn’t even a movement anymore, it’s just men finally slapping the water glass out of her hand and going “I’m not your fucking plant boy anymore!”</p><p></p><p></p><p>Water your bitch.Got a bitch? Water dat bitch.Keep dat bitch in some water.Throw her ass in the shower like a goddamn hydroponic tomato.Tell her “You smell like you could use a shower, stinky!”“Your mood dysregulation is off the charts today *<em><span style="color: rgb(84, 172, 210)">fire hose da bitch</span></em>*”Hose that bitch down!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Science has spoken. Women are ugly, they stink, and they’re thirsty as hell.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Stay hydrated, kings.</p><p>And keep the Super Soaker loaded.</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]14683[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Schwarzwald, post: 73484, member: 544"] [COLOR=rgb(147, 101, 184)][I]Because they’re ugly and they stink, that’s why.[/I][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)][SIZE=7]THIS JUST IN [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] Scientists have discovered that a measly [B]1.36% dehydration[/B] is enough to turn your average woman into an emotional terrorist. Real study. Real link. Real pain. [URL]https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022316622028899[/URL] [B]GET THE WORD OUT[/B], fellas. She’s not on her period. She’s not hormonal. She hasn’t had anything to drink since the obama administration. That’s the problem. She’s not moody. She’s a walking cactus with legs. Solution? Carry a Super Soaker at all times. The second she starts acting up, you blast that bitch right in the mouth like you’re watering a houseplant that owes you money. Stanley cups were right all along. Two cups? Fuck that. These hoes need a [B][SIZE=6]horse trough[/SIZE][/B]. It’s summer, they’re sweating like whores in church, they stink, and they’re getting [B][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]angery-er[/COLOR][/B] by the minute. Hostility up 8%.Fatigue up 17%.Vigor down 12%. Vigor? How the fuck do you even measure vigor on a woman? Bend over and spread that vigor, sweetheart, let’s get a proper reading. [COLOR=rgb(247, 218, 100)]Mood disturbance up [/COLOR][B][COLOR=rgb(247, 218, 100)]19%[/COLOR][/B]. [COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]Task difficulty perception up 58%[/COLOR] [COLOR=rgb(247, 218, 100)]Concentration down [/COLOR][B][COLOR=rgb(247, 218, 100)]45%[/COLOR][/B]. [COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]Headaches up [B]200%[/B].[/COLOR] Bros… all women are just dehydrated????? We’ve been lied to our entire lives. We thought it was hormones, or “that time of the month,” or “she’s just crazy.” Nah. Turns out God’s cruelest joke is that the female brain runs on approximately one thimble of water and pure spite. Men have been relegated to eternal waiter cucks. “Here’s your water, princess. Here’s your emotional support hydration. Please don’t bite my head off because you forgot to drink for three days.” MGTOW isn’t even a movement anymore, it’s just men finally slapping the water glass out of her hand and going “I’m not your fucking plant boy anymore!” Water your bitch.Got a bitch? Water dat bitch.Keep dat bitch in some water.Throw her ass in the shower like a goddamn hydroponic tomato.Tell her “You smell like you could use a shower, stinky!”“Your mood dysregulation is off the charts today *[I][COLOR=rgb(84, 172, 210)]fire hose da bitch[/COLOR][/I]*”Hose that bitch down! Science has spoken. Women are ugly, they stink, and they’re thirsty as hell. Stay hydrated, kings. And keep the Super Soaker loaded. [ATTACH type="full" alt="1772060563192584.jpg"]14683[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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