Culture I'M TROONING OUT! I'M TROONING OUT!

[GripMaxxing]

I'M TROONING OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN!

I'M 25, I HAVE NO FRIENDS, I'VE GOT NO BROWS, I'M ROUND AND PALE, YEAH I WAS BORN A GINGER MALE!

A @Abhorrence

 

[Myst]

I'VE GOT NO BROWS, I'M ROUND AND PALE, YEAH I WAS BORN A GINGER MALE!

Brows: Oral minoxidil/castor oil + dermastamp
Round face/pale: Sleep on back for straight gonions (unless your gonions are genetically inwards), lean down if not lean already + melanotan, sunmaxx or carrotmaxx for pale skin (don't overdo it since white pheno, at most get to med level).
Ginger: Dye hair/brows unless it wouldn't fit your phenotype (try photoshopping darker hair once you grow your brows).

Don't resort to troonmaxxing, it isn't joever yet.

I HAVE NO FRIENDS

Can relate.