Lifestyle Porn is the reason i dont have kids. CASE #86070970

[Queen Belle]

I think im this guy sometimes. when im real;ly stoned. im like dude, where are my kids? Did they die?

 

[VioletBlast]

You have kids? do you have a daughter?

 

[newsincerity]

fuck dude make some kids like right now and make accounts for them

 

[Queen Belle]

You have kids? do you have a daughter?

no. I had a gf that had a teenage daughter though. Could have smashed, it would have been cakewalk.

 

[newsincerity]

no. I had a gf that had a teenage daughter though. Could have smashed, it would have been cakewalk.

her or the daughter?

 

[VioletBlast]

no. I had a gf that had a teenage daughter though. Could have smashed, it would have been cakewalk.

 

[Queen Belle]

her or the daughter?

Oh the mom sure. I had a gf that a never fucked! lol Is that what you thought i was saying?

 

[newsincerity]

Oh the mom sure. I had a gf that a never fucked! lol Is that what you thought i was saying?

I was being cap with that but man sure kids is a great idea
are your parents still around?
they'd be happy af

 

[Queen Belle]

My mom nearly died recently. My sister told me she had less than 1% chance of survival

 

[Ultimate Subhuman]

God that is sad. I need to quit porn

 

[newsincerity]

My mom nearly died recently. My sister told me she had less than 1% chance of survival

All the best to your family
I feel like we goon because we don't have anything to protect
I was in a deep gooning streak once essentially a walking zombie and I found a baby bird sparrow by the road and took it home
it was magical suddenly I was happy to have this cute innocent thing that was desperate to live and wanted to take care of it
it made me forget about my addiction I felt warmth first time in a long while

 

[Foidkiller]

Did she actually get roasted?

 

[Queen Belle]

Did she actually get roasted?

She got cooked in the car

 

[Foidkiller]

She got cooked in the car

Did they show her corpse? It actually got cooked?

 

[Queen Belle]

Did they show her corpse? It actually got cooked?

she was in car for three hours and it was hot out. She ded
He was inside playing PlayStation and jacking off

 

[Foidkiller]

she was in car for three hours and it was hot out. She ded

Something was biochemically wrong with this guy. Being a parent automatically makes you think abuot your kid AT LEAST every hour or so. Even after they grow up but ig once they live on their own it mellows down a tiny bit.
He also could've spent those three hours doing literally any other activity, like gaming. The whole story is so overly sensationalized.

The title of the thread is pretty much correct desu. Fapping lowers your sex drive (duh) and makes you less likely to nakadashi a foid.

 

[Queen Belle]

Something was biochemically wrong with this guy. Being a parent automatically makes you think abuot your kid AT LEAST every hour or so. Even after they grow up but ig once they live on their own it mellows down a tiny bit.
He also could've spent those three hours doing literally any other activity, like gaming. The whole story is so overly sensationalized.

The title of the thread is pretty much correct desu. Fapping lowers your sex drive (duh) and makes you less likely to nakadashi a foid.

It has been a repeat problem with him. Habitually leaving kids in the car. He's also alcoholic and does it when he's drunk

 

[Foidkiller]

It has been a repeat problem with him. Habitually leaving kids in the car. He's also alcoholic and does it when he's drunk

Rumor has it if you say 'Darwin Darwin Darwin' four times while fully submerged in lava then you'll receive his award.

 

[MelaninWarlord]

I remember an Islamic channel on YouTube had a story of a father who was watching porn and then his daughter choked on a toy because he was ignoring her and told her to go play.

Then the father buried her that night and vowed to never watch porn again

 

[Foidkiller]

the father buried her that night

Should have eaten her
She would live on inside him