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A dude tries a school shooting on his 18th birthday and hilariously fails, the kickback on the gun kills him
He then wakes up again. It's a classic time loop movie but for a school shooting
He eventually perfects the school shooting, time after time. eventually becoming a John Wick fighting off cops and football players that mog him
Eventually he discovers the origin of this, aliens from space who conquer planets by taking humans with the most potential and making them do school shootings
This is why humans haven't broken into space. It's a deliberate attack
After perfecting the school shooting, you become a alien. Once they have enough people, they invade earth killing everyone
the hero almost changes his mind, saying maybe school shooting was a mistake but the alien shows him his life as a normal guy. He gets to marry his crush but he realized he's spent a decade in the timeloop and is in his 30s now. His he'd be partyway through a bitter divorce, losing a custody battle and life would me mediocre. if he joins the alien-demons. he can travel space conquering planets. He has a choice, either a mundane normal life or as an earth destroying alien demon
ER, minassian and the collumbine dudes make appearances as aliens and there's a scene on the alien base where the CEO of shootings is the coolest guy ever. He's like the cool dad/uncle every teenager wishes they had. Making "based" jokes defending the shooting. The ship is like a frathouse with alien chads
For example alien CEO says "I'm only racist against the human race, but dont blacks join us? theyll shoot each other in the hood, listen to music about it but we can't seem to get to them" then theres one alien who was black(played by me) who protests
do you chose alien domination or normcuck wagie life?
He then wakes up again. It's a classic time loop movie but for a school shooting
He eventually perfects the school shooting, time after time. eventually becoming a John Wick fighting off cops and football players that mog him
Eventually he discovers the origin of this, aliens from space who conquer planets by taking humans with the most potential and making them do school shootings
This is why humans haven't broken into space. It's a deliberate attack
After perfecting the school shooting, you become a alien. Once they have enough people, they invade earth killing everyone
the hero almost changes his mind, saying maybe school shooting was a mistake but the alien shows him his life as a normal guy. He gets to marry his crush but he realized he's spent a decade in the timeloop and is in his 30s now. His he'd be partyway through a bitter divorce, losing a custody battle and life would me mediocre. if he joins the alien-demons. he can travel space conquering planets. He has a choice, either a mundane normal life or as an earth destroying alien demon
ER, minassian and the collumbine dudes make appearances as aliens and there's a scene on the alien base where the CEO of shootings is the coolest guy ever. He's like the cool dad/uncle every teenager wishes they had. Making "based" jokes defending the shooting. The ship is like a frathouse with alien chads
For example alien CEO says "I'm only racist against the human race, but dont blacks join us? theyll shoot each other in the hood, listen to music about it but we can't seem to get to them" then theres one alien who was black(played by me) who protests
do you chose alien domination or normcuck wagie life?
