Cook momma. Roast momma. Cut momma into wings and drumsticks. Feed mama to plump her up before the slaughter. Dress mama in the leftover thanksgiving gravy. Take mamas wings and spread them apart to disembowl her down the middle. Take mommas little yellow stick legs and rip them off by the thigh to boil them, then ship them to Beijing for chinks to put in specialty dishes. Rape the body of momma with cold metal tools until its unrecognizable, then put a price tag on her remains. Bon appetit