LOL Sonyxisters... our response?

[Hobbit]

Oh my science guys... I just found this post on 4chan MOCKING us Sony PlayStation users! At least I think it's mocking us because it's so subtle, only us intelligent Sony PlayStation users would get it. I'm not being paranoid. This is someone mocking us. We need to stand together and FIGHT! On the off-chance this is real, THEY (not HE) is valid and I respect THEM (not HIM) for THEIR (not HIS) decisions in life.
But I think it's a subtle jab.
At least they didn't call us "Snoys" or "Pony GayStation users." That would have been extremely problematic. Snoy, being a different way to say "soy," is problematic because I love Soylent. It's so tasty. And my wife's boyfriend Tyrone got me into it, he said it'd make me more manly in the eyes of his girlfriend (he called her his girlfriend, he doesn't respect that she's MY wife - he's a chud bigot). And calling us PlayStation users "Pony GAYStation" is problematic because there is nothing wrong with being gay. Actually, my wife's son is gay and he is a very lovely young man.
I think I need to go back to using Reddit. 4chan just isn't it, my dude. It's full of people who cheered on the death of my GOTY Concord! Like, how bigoted and selfish can they be???? I only used 4chan because I found it on those cool epic ROFLcopter YouTube Green Text stories. I was told they're fake but why would someone go on the internet and lie??? Doesn't make sense to me.
Anyway, here's the post I found. I think I need to sit down, I'm so angry right now and my head is spinning from high blood pressure.

 

[Schwarzwald]

 

[Jack the Ripper]

DualShock 4 V2 is unfortunately the greatest controller humanity has ever manufactured and ever will, possibly.

 

[newsincerity]

DualShock 4 V2 is unfortunately the greatest controller humanity has ever manufactured and ever will, possibly.

 

[Jack the Ripper]

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Your opinion, but that doesn't play Devil May Cry.

 

[newsincerity]

Your opinion, but that doesn't play Devil May Cry.

it's actually shit Wii controller but even with that thing you had a fun time playing

 

[Memento Mori]

it's actually shit Wii controller but even with that thing you had a fun time playing

e fields mario party when

 

[Schwarzwald]

e fields mario party when

Like via emulator?

 

[cosmicx16]

e fields mario party when

we can run mk8 tourney for user perks / currency

 

[Memento Mori]

Like via emulator?

maybe

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

PS1 through PS3 were good. Downhill since then, imo.

 

[Jack the Ripper]

PS1 through PS3 were good. Downhill since then, imo.

Yes, the PS3 is the best console because it will last you two lifetimes in terms of the library, but the DualShock 4 V2 is objectively better, and the DualSense has it's merits too, if you're not using claw grip.

 

[Chisai]

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Yes, the PS3 is the best console because it will last you two lifetimes in terms of the library, but the DualShock 4 V2 is objectively better, and the DualSense has it's merits too, if you're not using claw grip.

Agreed, I have a DualShock 4 V2, but I never used it to play games on the PS4. I used it to play games on PC.

Spoiler

I haven't played any games this year though.

 

[Jack the Ripper]

Spoiler

I haven't played any games this year though.

What do you think about this list I compiled? There's also The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales coming soon, an actual game. I for some reason omitted Xenoblade Chronicles.

Videogame - What you should play in 2026

Adventure: A Link to the Past Ocarina of Time Okami (hybrid) Yakuza 5 Remastered (hybrid) Beat 'em up: God Hand Viewtiful Joe (hybrid) The Wonderful 101 (hybrid) Hack and slash: Devil May Cry 3 Crimson Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Black Mod God of War III: Remastered Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance...

elysianfields.se

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

I for some reason omitted Xenoblade Chronicles.

This is a grave sin that should be corrected. I am a Xeno enjoyer.

At the end of the day though, games are just bread and circus for the hoi polloi (goy polloi). It's a dopamine trap.

 

[Jack the Ripper]

At the end of the day though, games are just bread and circus for the hoi polloi (goy polloi). It's a dopamine trap.

If you consider something that does not directly lead to your survival ( a surrogate activity ) as a waste of time, then videogames are all worthless.
If you consider something that teaches you a skill and allows you to hone it without interruption, then trial-and-error games (souls-likes) are total garbage, and skill-based ones are really great.
If you consider anything that is beneficial in some way, good and worth your time, then any game which brings you fun is worth it, because it helps your mental health and that's something you can definitely use in life.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

If you consider something that does not directly lead to your survival ( a surrogate activity ) as a waste of time, then videogames are all worthless.
If you consider something that teaches you a skill and allows you to hone it without interruption, then trial-and-error games (souls-likes) are total garbage, and skill-based ones are really great.
If you consider anything that is beneficial in some way, good and worth your time, then any game which brings you fun is worth it, because it helps your mental health and that's something you can definitely use in life.

I'm an old man. I'm just burnt out on games. Trying to play something these days feels like work instead of play. You'll understand one day. Maybe.

 

[Jack the Ripper]

I'm an old man. I'm just burnt out on games. Trying to play something these days feels like work instead of play. You'll understand one day. Maybe.

No, you're playing bad games, that's typical bad game design if it feels like work instead of play, it's a literal design flaw within the system not an inherent quality of the industry.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

No, you're playing bad games, that's typical bad game design if it feels like work instead of play, it's a literal design flaw within the system not an inherent quality of the industry.

I don't disagree. A lot of games lately are just recycled game mechanics.

Also, I'm not trying to be antagonistic or anything, just my current state of mind. I'm not anti-gaming at all. But my time is valuable, and I need to be selective going forward on what I spend it on. Good games only. Waiting for the next good game.

 

[Jack the Ripper]

I don't disagree. A lot of games lately are just recycled game mechanics.

Also, I'm not trying to be antagonistic or anything, just my current state of mind. I'm not anti-gaming at all. But my time is valuable, and I need to be selective going forward on what I spend it on. Good games only. Waiting for the next good game.

Check this:

Also, what do you think of Hades II?

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Check this:

Also, what do you think of Hades II?

 

[Jack the Ripper]

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Explain, please.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Explain, please.

I'm tired fam.

 

[Jack the Ripper]

I'm tired fam.

That game looks good.