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I never had the girlfriend experience how the normies call it. These days is a thing you can pay for, like 800 bucks a day or something. But im not rich enough to try it, would surely be fun to pay an premium escort 22 yold gigaslut megastacy to walk around pretending to be my girlfriend experience.
Anyway, while Im daydreaming about some tetragrammaton hyperstacy 800 bucks, I was imagining what to do with the girlfriend experience.
A thing I wanted to try is to pull a prank, like for example i know one called the hitler moustache. You insert your finger up your butt, its gona be shitted, and put the diarrhea on the upper lip of the girlfriend, so she looks like hitler moustache. All while shes sleeping. So she wakes up smelling some shit, and she cant figure it out, until notices it was under her nose. Then you laugh and film her reaction vids with the incel gopro. Porca madonna mamma mia.
A second prank to do, would be to take the electric razor, and shave one of the eyebrows of your girlfriend, then edit the "girlfriend reaction vids" and spam it on tiktok. Fanculo a dio porcoddio.
What other pranks you know?
Anyway, while Im daydreaming about some tetragrammaton hyperstacy 800 bucks, I was imagining what to do with the girlfriend experience.
A thing I wanted to try is to pull a prank, like for example i know one called the hitler moustache. You insert your finger up your butt, its gona be shitted, and put the diarrhea on the upper lip of the girlfriend, so she looks like hitler moustache. All while shes sleeping. So she wakes up smelling some shit, and she cant figure it out, until notices it was under her nose. Then you laugh and film her reaction vids with the incel gopro. Porca madonna mamma mia.
A second prank to do, would be to take the electric razor, and shave one of the eyebrows of your girlfriend, then edit the "girlfriend reaction vids" and spam it on tiktok. Fanculo a dio porcoddio.
What other pranks you know?
