Gargamel is coded metaphor for viagra

[porco-dddio]

Gargamel is a famous incel in kid cartoons. He goes around the woods to find the "smurfs".

Theres his girlfriend, Madam Mim. Lovely personality.

CONNECT. THE. DOTS. ...

Every single episode this man is running inthe woods screaming about obtaining small blue creatures.

Small.

Blue.

Creatures.

What else is small and blue? EXACTLY.

You already know.

And before the "fact checkers" arrive, riddle me this reddit: Why does he never ask for gold in the episodes?

Why does he never cares about power? Obviously bcause hes a "nofapper" meaning he got the flaccid dick.

Why is he obsessed with blue things?

About Madam Mim.
You're telling me a grown man with a femcel smelly girlfriend suddenly dedicates his entire life to finding tiny blue objects? Is it logical?

OPEN YOUR EYES!

This wasnt subtle.
The Hollywood satanic trannified writers were MOCKING YOU. Stupid goy sheeple.

Theres Papa Smurf.
Red hat.
Beard. Sounds familiar?

Hes constantly cocblocking Gargamel from getting the blue pills.

Papa smurf is a simp gatekeeper.
The original pharmacist hellish slave of big pharma.

Coincidence? There are no coincidences, reality is stranger than fiction. Trust the plan.

Why do the pills stay hidden into mushrooms? Because the globalist cartoon reptilian satanic elite wanted to distract you with fungus architecture while hiding the pharmaceutical messaging in front of your goy sheeple eyes.

But I connected the dots.

My mom says Ive "gone too far", but shes on reddit. Shut up mom Im exposing the pedophilic satanists!

Every time I watch the show, what do I see?

I see an aging chud screaming: "I MUST GET THE LITTLE BLUE ONES!"

PATRIOTS.
THE MAN IS LITERALLY TELLING YOU WHAT HE NEEDS.

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.

 

[Wolfstorm]

Red hat = phoenician.
White hats = condoms.
Blue bodies = viagra.

 

[Kevin_Logan]

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[Wolfstorm]

Male impotence is a myth.
We all know what causes male impotence, but nobody wants to talk about it.
So I'm going to tell you: it is the condom. That fucking piece of rubber crap that suffocates your skin.
I'm all-in for a worldwide ban of the condom, and contraceptives in general.
Also to spread more diseases, because disease brings morality better than politics and religion.
People were moral about sex in the past because the diseases were horrifying. It was never about god and sin.
Also there was no penicilin, so we would need engineered diseases that resist to it.
Imagine a std completely immune to penicilin, worse than syphilis and hepatitis, and that could pierce condoms easy. Women would start dressing like ladies the next day. The porn culture would evaporate. There would be no reason for chad and stacy to show off. Talking about inceldom would be useless. Incels would be talking about their hobbies instead, more people would take the whitepill. And of course viagra would not sell.

 

[porco-dddio]

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[Depresso]

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