Personal Experience A white blonde chick sat next to me on the bus today

[MelaninWarlord]

She didn't have to sit near me there were other seats nearby but she chose to sit near me

I should have said g'day what's your name ? I'm (name).

Nice weather today am I rite ?

I'd love to take you for coffee some time.
You have really nice hair and eyes, you know ?

But instead I stared at her and glanced at her 3 times in a row

Why don't I have the balls to just say something?

 

[MelaninWarlord]

Oh and I came back from the erotic massage parlour

 

[MelaninWarlord]