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Dear society, I will work like a mule to solve all issues. But in return I want bilbo baggins mancave where I can live isolated, and I want to be in a place where theres some hospital services and internet connection, afforded the right to watch hentai and have decensored porn at my disposal.
It has to be understood Im a hermit and I like to do my business. My hobbies will be all private, and i dont want to share them on social media. I like to build chairs. Fuck you thats my business anyway. I want to retain my right to have powerful deer hunting cartriges not because im a hunter or anything, i simply like the gun reloading and the nerdism about guns, so you can see me more like a stupid collector of funko pops.
In any case lets discuss the terms of my offer.
- I will fix feminism. This will take me 2 generations of efforts training the youth to replace the current corrupt administration full of feminists. Will engage in job relocation, and offer feminists the option to plant olive trees and participate in the oil business or have no job at all and go to prison.
- I will fix chudism. Will build networks of people who cooperate with the police to spot in advance criminal elements, so we bring them to face justice. As an ex-incel now reddit hero, I will guide the most advanced investigation to incriminate all sorts of dangerous antisocial elements. I know them very well at this point.
- I will attempt to remove anti-western trash, and spend all my money to de-marxify academia, but I dont promise anything, for this monumental task there will be 4 or 5 generations of struggle.
- I will try my very best to represent the true incel spirit, and do anti-normie protests very often, will claim the aesthetic. Will do protest against call of duty, counter strike and various normie gaming habits. Gaming will no longer be treated like a mental disorder, its gona be embraced.
- Will favor the reopening of brothels.
- Will openly challenge the dissidoid movement, all of it. Including critique of modernity, theologians, philosophers into "decline of the west", will make a spectator sport out of it, and publicly humiliate the enemies of the west, to offer catharsis and entertainment. And most importantly humiliate ruthlessly all the people who believe in that traitorous nonsense.
After all of this is done. What do I ask in return? I dont want money, you grifters can keep it, and waste it, and buy your stupid trinkets and porches and rolexes and pointless iphones or use them to insert wobbly inserts of plastic into your chin. Get all your stupid dirty useless money, grift, go live a false instagrammable existence for all I care.
I dont want your stupid nonsensical mating norms, like "marriage ideology" or you insipid metadating with grifter ecelebs. Keep it, get fucked, have it your way, live your life out of my sight.
What I really want is a mancave. Im adamant on this point. Also Im not "asking", im going to take it. I simply want to ensure society understands the boundaries we accept. So they will not bother me with religion or ideology. Once I have a mancave, I will live in it. Society will stay out of my business.
It has to be understood Im a hermit and I like to do my business. My hobbies will be all private, and i dont want to share them on social media. I like to build chairs. Fuck you thats my business anyway. I want to retain my right to have powerful deer hunting cartriges not because im a hunter or anything, i simply like the gun reloading and the nerdism about guns, so you can see me more like a stupid collector of funko pops.
In any case lets discuss the terms of my offer.
- I will fix feminism. This will take me 2 generations of efforts training the youth to replace the current corrupt administration full of feminists. Will engage in job relocation, and offer feminists the option to plant olive trees and participate in the oil business or have no job at all and go to prison.
- I will fix chudism. Will build networks of people who cooperate with the police to spot in advance criminal elements, so we bring them to face justice. As an ex-incel now reddit hero, I will guide the most advanced investigation to incriminate all sorts of dangerous antisocial elements. I know them very well at this point.
- I will attempt to remove anti-western trash, and spend all my money to de-marxify academia, but I dont promise anything, for this monumental task there will be 4 or 5 generations of struggle.
- I will try my very best to represent the true incel spirit, and do anti-normie protests very often, will claim the aesthetic. Will do protest against call of duty, counter strike and various normie gaming habits. Gaming will no longer be treated like a mental disorder, its gona be embraced.
- Will favor the reopening of brothels.
- Will openly challenge the dissidoid movement, all of it. Including critique of modernity, theologians, philosophers into "decline of the west", will make a spectator sport out of it, and publicly humiliate the enemies of the west, to offer catharsis and entertainment. And most importantly humiliate ruthlessly all the people who believe in that traitorous nonsense.
After all of this is done. What do I ask in return? I dont want money, you grifters can keep it, and waste it, and buy your stupid trinkets and porches and rolexes and pointless iphones or use them to insert wobbly inserts of plastic into your chin. Get all your stupid dirty useless money, grift, go live a false instagrammable existence for all I care.
I dont want your stupid nonsensical mating norms, like "marriage ideology" or you insipid metadating with grifter ecelebs. Keep it, get fucked, have it your way, live your life out of my sight.
What I really want is a mancave. Im adamant on this point. Also Im not "asking", im going to take it. I simply want to ensure society understands the boundaries we accept. So they will not bother me with religion or ideology. Once I have a mancave, I will live in it. Society will stay out of my business.
