Any volunteers for my hypnosis practice?

[porco-dddio]

Premise. Im not a psychologist. I can fuck you up for an error. I am reading hypnosis and Id like to test my skills.

My ethics: I do what you agree me to do. I dont install any harmful mind program. I dont even know if this is legal but I will ask GPT. I give you any personality that you like. I hope I can be as ethical as possible.

I can depattern your bullshit. All of it. I identified your bullshit is just bullshit so I can depattern your responses. Normie minds get programmed, lets not pretend normies are moral agents. You arent a moral agent. Next step is to admit your patterns are not natural, and you have to either talk to a licensed psycho therapist or accept my free unlicensed help.

My unlicensed help has pros and cons. Pros is that I recognize your situation I dont give you any consolation or lie or bluepill. I simply acknowledge you, and agree with you to give you a new personality and a new set of aesthetic rationalizations.

The cons is: im unlicensed, im a noob, Im not expert, I can fuck you up. I dont want to fuck you up, but I can do it for a mistake. A real trained professional will reduce likelyhood you will be fucked up. But also, he or she may not be inclined to acknowledge incel life. Instead I will acknowledge you, and I will take your "issues" seriously. I still have the main goal to practice hypnosis. So this is also profitable for me.

I dont ask money. Just experience is enough.

Here GPT summary of all your bullshit.

• See a happy couple → sadness → loneliness → envy → rumination.
• Wedding photos on social media → feeling left behind → self-comparison → hopelessness.
• Friends announce relationships → happiness for them → disappointment about self → isolation.
• Rejected after asking someone out → embarrassment → self-doubt → withdrawal.
• No matches on dating apps → frustration → lowered self-esteem → giving up temporarily.
• Scrolling Reddit/dating forums → validation → anger at dating culture → cynicism.
• Reading success stories → inspiration → comparison → discouragement.
• Watching romantic movies → longing → nostalgia → melancholy.
• Seeing attractive people together → insecurity → resentment (sometimes) → self-criticism.
• Being the only single friend → awkwardness → exclusion → loneliness.
• Ghosted after a promising conversation → confusion → anxiety → overthinking.
• Family asks about dating → pressure → shame → avoidance.
• Weekend with no plans → boredom → loneliness → excessive internet use.
• Friend gets engaged → bittersweet happiness → grief for own situation → reflection.
• Reading negative gender discourse online → outrage → tribal thinking → doomscrolling.
• Seeing affectionate public displays → longing → sadness → emotional numbness.
• Remembering past rejection → regret → self-blame → lowered confidence.
• Being complimented rarely → feeling invisible → craving validation → seeking reassurance.
• Seeing peers "move ahead" in life → inadequacy → existential anxiety → loss of motivation.

If your bullshit isnt listed here, dont worry. I simply wanted to avoid writing down the list myself, because is long and boring.

I know a ton about incel culture. Obviously I can list more of this bullshit.