Dog or serial killer. Who of these 2 is the most attractive for women?

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THE DOG

Stench: Musky, wet fur, territorial piss marking, shit smell
Genitalia: Canine penis with bulbous knot, crimson when engorged, ejaculates in multiple pulses while locked
"Consent": Cannot legally or ethically rape. This is a downside for women, they love rape.
Trainability: High responds to treats, conditioned loyalty, conditioned to have erections when the woman wants to get fukkd
Protection instinct: Guards resources, including the woman hes mounting and pissing.
Marking: Pisses on territory, including the woman.

THE SERIAL KILLER

Aesthetic: Edgelord persona, women love "edgi boi" people
Sexual capacity: Can do rape (positive thing for women)
Anatomy: Human penis, statistically average, no knot (a disappointment)
Manipulability: Ultra highly manipulable bcause serial killers are narcissistic, easily played by women according to this logic
Behavior: Repetitive rituals, "easy to read" (women love to be able to easily read men)
Scarcity value: Most serial killers get caught before women can have sex with them, which leads to scarcity.
Status symbol: Bragging rights among women who compete for trauma dumping.
Monetization potential: Book deals, therapy grift, victim compensation, the options are endless. "Get raped, get rich, cry like a bitch" is the woman motto.

According to RMS theory (rape, status, money) everything rotates around rape.

Rape: If you don't rape women, then they don't see any reason to associate with you.
Status: After women get raped, they want to boast about it with their woman friends
Money: The reassurance that rape can continue indefinitely is guaranteed by money and political connections

Best option for a woman is: have a serial killer boyfriend, a pedo priest dad, and a dog as a fuck buddy. For emotional support, the woman desires the entire country of india simping her on social media. Fuck with the dog, get raped by the serial killer, traumadump on socials, and have indians glorify you. This is the optimal woman lifestyle.