Feedback on porco as a fiction character

[rentré]

I dotted down this text a few days ago and decided not to publish, but Schwarzwald set the precedent of evisceration threads and what the hell. To spare sensibilities of concerned parties, let us image that the thread is not about "porco", but "ropco", and he in turn is not Italian, but Portuguese. As will be apparent from the text, it is indeed about "ropco" - in a way fictional characters serve as an amalgam of less fictional people.

So, ropco from Portugal. This what I see.

1. You're ESL and should keep it in mind. English is generally not something older-gen Europeans from Romance countries understand while growing up (one entertainment of mine is to compare English pronunciation in French songs from 2004, 2014 and 2024) and as someone being in his mid 30s.. That's roughly 2004 era.

English wasn't something I understood well in adolescence either (nor in young adulthood), and I acquired knowledge of it for a purpose - that is, to get more stuff that was available in my native language. In effect, tons of people with terribly wonky English nevertheless "make it" in other countries all the while being socially disabled because of their foreign-speak. Comical situation tbh, and the one they could foresee had they had a better grap on languages.

2. Even if you, ropco from Portugal, are ESL, I doubt your "presentation" is any different in Portuguese. Writing words next to each other is called being a writer, and writing them willy-nilly equals being a bad writer. Is it about time to bring it home to a mid 30s author? People resort to "slander" not because they read anything, understood it and decided to disagree. They just don't read it; ESL-ism alone being a major factor.

Texts containing "ideas" should be parseable, and if they are not there's not enough thought put into it. Anyone reading "smart texts" will mentally ignore anything haphazardly, without structure or at least rhythm to it. That's a basic sign of belonging.

3. This is to circle back on point 1 about Romance Europeans and their ESL efforts. A lot of these guys speaking English on the Internet were far from "A" students in English classes and their teachers couldn't foresee the eventuality of that particular student progressing to "advanced" level reading comprehension. Strange how things turn out, right?

But for a European, soon enough, English should start feeling suffocating. What the fuck is point of English? Why is it inside main brain?

No, no, let me out. If English itself is terrible, ESL prose is square terrible. There is nothing there.

4. It's not every day someone writes an essay about your personality; but unfortunately, I have no idea of that. The only way to get one would be to feed your posts into AI summarizer. Piercing the puzzle by other means is quite impossible.

Now, the awkward part would be if Italian porco assumed he is Portuguese ropco and decided to answer something in this thread.... This all was meant to get lost in my drafts, because who needs audience.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Well it is a rhetorical move to bring me up, you ether wrote it or you didn't and this cause "what the hell" devil may care attitude it's funny.

"Schwarzwald did something like this, so what the hell, I will too" acting like permission you granite for yourself...

Silly silly.



So naughty naughty.

 

[porco-dddio]

Yes something is true something is false.

True that Im from a generation where nobody really taught me english. And I learned it on the internet. All we had was some hours a week, which wasnt enough for anyone. If you didnt consume media all the time, you had no chance to learn it.

I mean "learned it", you can see yourself whats the result. When I speak is even worse, I sound like mexican+russian and I speak some words slowly.

What is wrong is my teachers gave me bad grades, its essentially false. And originally I was taught the proper way, and that was UK english.

I did it on my own, I undone the teaching, went on the internet. So I forgot "correct pronounciation" and even grammar. But I gained a total understanding. I also gained an horrid american+russian+mexican mixture of accents.

That said. If thats your only criticism, it didnt tackle much at all. You could have done worse. Best I found on this website is some mockery of my pretentious attitude, but there isnt much material for slander.

 

[porco-dddio]

It's not every day someone writes an essay about your personality; but unfortunately, I have no idea of that. The only way to get one would be to feed your posts into AI summarizer.

Do it.

AI will be able to summarize it. I am challenging you.

Because oftentimes AI summaries are longer than my shitposts. Because tey have to unpack "what the incel truly means". And is completely logic, and AI can derive the logic pretty easy.

You will see then my shitposts are condensed and short. Theyre not "Long", and AI will b at least twice as long.

 

[porco-dddio]

here tutorial how to slander me accurately https://elysianfields.se/threads/guide-how-to-slander-me-accurately.9539/

 

[Depresso]

I dotted down this text a few days ago and decided not to publish, but Schwarzwald set the precedent of evisceration threads and what the hell.

It's actually his second thread on this, check this out

Guide - The thread structure as grift mechanics

Step 1: Find something genuinely worth discussing. Step 2: Frame it in the most intellectually self-aggrandizing way possible. The thesis is: "I understand the cosmic forces that drive human misery, and I am going to explain them to you." Step 3: Use jargon as a shield. Just labels that...

elysianfields.se

There's probably an unspoken age restriction for pulling the average age of the forum upwards.

It's the last I'll comment on this topic.

 

[Wolfstorm]

It's actually his second thread on this, check this out

Guide - The thread structure as grift mechanics

Step 1: Find something genuinely worth discussing. Step 2: Frame it in the most intellectually self-aggrandizing way possible. The thesis is: "I understand the cosmic forces that drive human misery, and I am going to explain them to you." Step 3: Use jargon as a shield. Just labels that...

elysianfields.se

There's probably an unspoken age restriction for pulling the average age of the forum upwards.

It's the last I'll comment on this topic.

I dont consider his thread evisceration, since he doesnt mention any user in the first post, and adopts a passive-aggressive stance. It is such that the mod refused to move it to Tartarus.
Only after being rebutted he attempted an evisceration, but failed. Now he is blocked.

 

[Depresso]

I dont consider his thread evisceration, since he doesnt mention any user in the first post, and adopts a passive-aggressive stance. It is such that the mod refused to move it to Tartarus.
Only after being rebutted he attempted an evisceration, but failed. Now he is blocked.

I've "ignored" him so it should be over now.

 

[Schwarzwald]

That's "big" of you lmao getting the BPD in check is good, male mental health is important!