Personal Experience Has the 'Norwood Reaper' got me 'cooked'? What looksmaxxing methods would you recommend? [47M]

[GGWP]

Should I looksmaxx 'no cap' or is it too late?
To be honest with you fellas I don't know what any of these confounding terms mean because I ain't really hip with the kids or nothin. After I divorced my bitch of an ex-wife (I don't want to talk about it) my teenage nephew told me not to stop being a worrywart because the 'meek will inherit the earth' but then when I ask what that means he told me that I should look into looksmaxxing which is like MGTOW on steroids, I been hearing Tucker Carlson talk about it and it seems trendy, Then I found these pills that you can take on the internet (I think its a meme or something). Of course I took the white one because white is like the snow that I see from my balcony up by the border.

And you know what, my nephew was right, my momma didn't raise a loser so I decided to max out my looks with the help of my nephew and he told me about mewing and I was shocked because I knew diddly squat, I thought mewing was the thing that cats do! When I asks my nephew if mewing could make me handsome again he told me to visit Gandy and I have a feeling this guy might be the local plastic surgeon because I'm thinking that this whole looksmaxxing thing would have been way more useful to know about 30 years ago.

I wrote down in my journal a couple of internet tips, my nephew said to take creatine and collagen peptide, and also to take Finasteride and inject myself with testosterone? but I'm not sure about that guys so if you can give me some advice on what y'all are doing to attract some ladies I'd really appreciate it

 

[TenzenT]

fix beard, put the hair on the front with a nice haircut, eyelash and eyebrow serums, try softmaxxes on nose reduction like anti inflammation creams, skincare, retinol or treti, collagen supplements for anti aging, mewing is useless after 30y, only with a shit ton of roids and hard mewing to do something, if you have a recessed upper jaw, then can try a reverse face-pull mask with expanders, better surgery in your case, testosterone injection is TRT, finasteride you take as a pill, in your case dunasteride is better, is better to take precursors of collagen with supplements for skin and joints feedback.

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

Tell me this is a Reddit story or AI

 

[TenzenT]

Tell me this is a Reddit story or AI

Classic reddit moment

 

[GGWP]

Classic reddit moment
View attachment 7154

Pretty freaking wicked bro... fedoras and reddit? Sign me up, homeslice! when I bought one my ex-wife said I look creepy like this meme guy but I dont know I think he looks rad to me I don't know why she had to be such a buzzkill

Tell me this is a Reddit story or AI

What makes you say that? When I mention reddit my nephew calls me a 'quirky chungus' but I don't know what this means because I'm not used to all of this new kid slang. I think it means similar to square or dork. maybe, but I think he spend too much time on MGTOW subreddit which gives him patriarchal value.. but you cant lie that reddit has some uber awesome doggos honest I spend hours looking at them cute puppers and doggos and gnarly memes instead of adulting like a nerd. Don't even get me started on AI that shit's wack yo

 

[Asgard]

I thought you were GamerPoets for a second.

 

[GGWP]

fix beard, put the hair on the front with a nice haircut, eyelash and eyebrow serums, try softmaxxes on nose reduction like anti inflammation creams, skincare, retinol or treti, collagen supplements for anti aging, mewing is useless after 30y, only with a shit ton of roids and hard mewing to do something, if you have a recessed upper jaw, then can try a reverse face-pull mask with expanders, better surgery in your case, testosterone injection is TRT, finasteride you take as a pill, in your case dunasteride is better, is better to take precursors of collagen with supplements for skin and joints feedback.

Thx bhai for the looksmaxxing tips, I followed them all and now my nephew calls me chad even though my names Stephen... He said I mog chico and I should slay jb, I think chico is the guy from five nights at freddys which is what my nephew is always playing, I don't know who jb is. My ex wife keeps messaging me but I said did. not. read!! because I'm married to the hustle. MGTOW for life.

 

[TenzenT]

View attachment 7298

Thx bhai for the looksmaxxing tips, I followed them all and now my nephew calls me chad even though my names Stephen... He said I mog chico and I should slay jb, I think chico is the guy from five nights at freddys which is what my nephew is always playing, I don't know who jb is. My ex wife keeps messaging me but I said did. not. read!! because I'm married to the hustle. MGTOW for life.

lmao wrong haircut and still fat