Help I want to turn things around in my life and I need help...

[Asgard]

Life ain't nothing but bitches and money

We should get some money and make a meetup in Thailand so we can blow our money away by fucking bitches or high-end escorts since prices are quite cheap there compared to Europe. It's too expensive here.

 

[MongoloidJoe]

We should get some money and make a meetup in Thailand so we can blow our money away by fucking bitches or high-end escorts since prices are quite cheap there compared to Europe. It's too expensive here.

I would do it but my mum won't let me board a plane

 

[Asgard]

I would do it but my mum won't let me board a plane

I don't think my parents would let me go to Thailand either way. They would probably think I'd secretly travel to Syria or Nigeria (for dubious purposes) instead. And I still have some lingering criminal record if I'm not mistaken (terrorism related offences from many years ago).