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I invented the goldpill. Hope its new. I forfeit the outdated blackpill, now is time to do goldpill. Im now ascending from meager rank-9 in the blackpill hierarchy, up to the rank of NUMBER 1. The original goldpiller!
Story: In the ancient days, long before the normies invented fecesbook, Hephaestus was utterly sexless and endlessly mogged by the chad oympian gods. They told him he was lame, and banished him from the divine genepool, he refused to copemaxx in bitter solitude and instead swallowed the ultimate goldpill.
With unmatched smithmaxxing, his blistered hands wrought what no mortal gymcel had yet conceived: golden waifus of immaculate hentai proportion-ratio, endowed with eternal psyopped-loyalty, slutty asian MILF voice, and perfect proportions (not these shitty ones AI made, hentai style).
Thus, amidst the wanker dungen of underearth, the lord of the forge achieved true ascension, bypassing all "hypergamy", to craft the world first mecha-magical metalstacy, thats how the forgemaster alchemically-reforged blackpill into the ULTIMATE GOLDPILL!
Story: In the ancient days, long before the normies invented fecesbook, Hephaestus was utterly sexless and endlessly mogged by the chad oympian gods. They told him he was lame, and banished him from the divine genepool, he refused to copemaxx in bitter solitude and instead swallowed the ultimate goldpill.
With unmatched smithmaxxing, his blistered hands wrought what no mortal gymcel had yet conceived: golden waifus of immaculate hentai proportion-ratio, endowed with eternal psyopped-loyalty, slutty asian MILF voice, and perfect proportions (not these shitty ones AI made, hentai style).
Thus, amidst the wanker dungen of underearth, the lord of the forge achieved true ascension, bypassing all "hypergamy", to craft the world first mecha-magical metalstacy, thats how the forgemaster alchemically-reforged blackpill into the ULTIMATE GOLDPILL!
