If you are gonna make your basket ball team up then make it you but don't be asking Himmler if he's a jew, he's our Rim Protector / Help-the-Helper yo!
A friend of a friends family thought they were jewish for 40+ years until their son decided to take a dna test. They didn't know what the hell they were doing the whole time.
It just fell apart like a glued up dinner table, it was special alright. Oy vey? No way bro!