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Here are some mother fucking pig facts!!
- They are total brainiacs: Pigs are widely considered one of the smartest animals on the planet. In many tests, they’ve proven to be more clever than dogs and even some primates.
- They love a good tune: Believe it or not, pigs are quite musical. They’ve been known to "sing" to their young while nursing and often respond to music by dancing or relaxing.
- Built-in GPS: Pigs have an incredible sense of direction. They can find their way home over long distances, even if they’ve never traveled that path before.
- Olympic swimmers: Don't let the short legs fool you. Pigs are excellent swimmers and actually enjoy taking a dip in the water to cool off.
- Squeaky clean: Despite the "pigsty" reputation, pigs are actually very clean animals. If they have enough space, they’ll never go to the bathroom anywhere near where they sleep or eat.
- Sunscreen experts: They don't have sweat glands, so they roll in mud to stay cool. The mud also acts as a natural sunscreen and insect repellent to protect their sensitive skin.
- Professional talkers: They have a huge vocabulary. Scientists have identified over 20 different oinks, grunts, and squeaks that pigs use to communicate everything from "I'm hungry" to "I'm lonely."
- Speedy sprinters: An adult pig can run up to 11 miles per hour. That’s a lot faster than most humans can run!
- Dreamers: Just like us, pigs dream. They sleep nose-to-nose with their friends and experience REM sleep, where their brains are active and processing their day.
- Super sniffers: Their sense of smell is roughly 2,000 times more sensitive than a human's. They can find roots and treats buried deep underground without even seeing them.
