Lux's NYU liberal bf vs my korean state sanctioned bf

[fatcel_3000]

@Lux bf:

larps as submissive to fries but takes shots at fries when fries is tired/ weak from his hour long gooning sessions. Fries needs to expend effort to put him back in place

Once he deleted fries game on steam cos fries was addicted, led to huge fight so now he just makes it impossible to game in peace for fries by vacuuming real hard or chopping onions loud. If fries uses earphones, he lets dog inside or starts flirting with fries and undressing (Fries never again got a platinum on any game)

was actually sent by Chinese MSS to learn all about fries and plant intel to get him arrested under Chinese territory (so he can be re-integrated to work for CCP's future vision of insect drones who build ant colony-like structures that supersed intellegnce of AI in its sheer teleoplexy) but took pity on fries




My bf

way more handsome , is lusted after by 1000 girls but stays loyal

Stays silent until I initiate convo. Drinks sake all day while looking sadly at trees and dies of liver failure at 50

Unlike fries' bf, doesnt threaten any action when I beat him up (fries has to tread on eggshells and placate) and instead welcomes it as him having done some mistake/ ius naturale

Great at handjobs

 

[Lux]