Positivity Night Shift Meta (/fit/pilled)

[Hobbit]

Why haven't you taken the night shift pill and joined a 24hr gym yet, brother? It comes with a wide variety of benefits.
>No niggers (they're all asleep resting after a day of stealing shoes)
>All the equipment is open because there's like 1 other person in there at 2am
>Next to no fast food is open so you'll never be tempted
>No zoomers standing 9 deep on a single bench press.
>You'll have the chance to work in manufacturing and learn skills to use when shit hits the fan like welding or machining.
>After day is done, you can slide down to Waffle house, eat 10 eggs and watch bare knuckle boxing in the parking lot

I mean, it definitely has some downsides but they're all pretty manageable.
>No women anywhere (distractions from hitting hypertrophy)
>No irl friends probably (we're on ElysianFields, let's be honest we don't have any)
>Usually the other gym goers are police officers (bad if you are a Basketball American)
>If your set goes past 4am the rise and grind kings start flooding in and filming.
>You'll never see the sun again (vitamin D supplements are widely available)

Why haven't you made the switch yet?

 

[newsincerity]

gym is gay
its full of sweaty dudes
and if there is a sauna a dude is waiting there to hit on you

 

[OgreLTN]

Just go twice to not be a fat fuck and die. For cardio, just walk to the gym

 

[Two-jay]

Why haven't you taken the night shift pill and joined a 24hr gym yet, brother? It comes with a wide variety of benefits.
>No niggers (they're all asleep resting after a day of stealing shoes)
>All the equipment is open because there's like 1 other person in there at 2am
>Next to no fast food is open so you'll never be tempted
>No zoomers standing 9 deep on a single bench press.
>You'll have the chance to work in manufacturing and learn skills to use when shit hits the fan like welding or machining.
>After day is done, you can slide down to Waffle house, eat 10 eggs and watch bare knuckle boxing in the parking lot

I mean, it definitely has some downsides but they're all pretty manageable.
>No women anywhere (distractions from hitting hypertrophy)
>No irl friends probably (we're on ElysianFields, let's be honest we don't have any)
>Usually the other gym goers are police officers (bad if you are a Basketball American)
>If your set goes past 4am the rise and grind kings start flooding in and filming.
>You'll never see the sun again (vitamin D supplements are widely available)

Why haven't you made the switch yet?

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