Positivity Night Shift Meta (/fit/pilled)

[Hobbit]

Why haven't you taken the night shift pill and joined a 24hr gym yet, brother? It comes with a wide variety of benefits.
>No niggers (they're all asleep resting after a day of stealing shoes)
>All the equipment is open because there's like 1 other person in there at 2am
>Next to no fast food is open so you'll never be tempted
>No zoomers standing 9 deep on a single bench press.
>You'll have the chance to work in manufacturing and learn skills to use when shit hits the fan like welding or machining.
>After day is done, you can slide down to Waffle house, eat 10 eggs and watch bare knuckle boxing in the parking lot

I mean, it definitely has some downsides but they're all pretty manageable.
>No women anywhere (distractions from hitting hypertrophy)
>No irl friends probably (we're on ElysianFields, let's be honest we don't have any)
>Usually the other gym goers are police officers (bad if you are a Basketball American)
>If your set goes past 4am the rise and grind kings start flooding in and filming.
>You'll never see the sun again (vitamin D supplements are widely available)

Why haven't you made the switch yet?

 

[newsincerity]

gym is gay
its full of sweaty dudes
and if there is a sauna a dude is waiting there to hit on you

 

[OgreLTN]

Just go twice to not be a fat fuck and die. For cardio, just walk to the gym

 

[Two-jay]

Why haven't you taken the night shift pill and joined a 24hr gym yet, brother? It comes with a wide variety of benefits.
>No niggers (they're all asleep resting after a day of stealing shoes)
>All the equipment is open because there's like 1 other person in there at 2am
>Next to no fast food is open so you'll never be tempted
>No zoomers standing 9 deep on a single bench press.
>You'll have the chance to work in manufacturing and learn skills to use when shit hits the fan like welding or machining.
>After day is done, you can slide down to Waffle house, eat 10 eggs and watch bare knuckle boxing in the parking lot

I mean, it definitely has some downsides but they're all pretty manageable.
>No women anywhere (distractions from hitting hypertrophy)
>No irl friends probably (we're on ElysianFields, let's be honest we don't have any)
>Usually the other gym goers are police officers (bad if you are a Basketball American)
>If your set goes past 4am the rise and grind kings start flooding in and filming.
>You'll never see the sun again (vitamin D supplements are widely available)

Why haven't you made the switch yet?

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neuroticism.

 

[Apollo]

Why haven't you taken the night shift pill and joined a 24hr gym yet, brother? It comes with a wide variety of benefits.
>No niggers (they're all asleep resting after a day of stealing shoes)
>All the equipment is open because there's like 1 other person in there at 2am
>Next to no fast food is open so you'll never be tempted
>No zoomers standing 9 deep on a single bench press.
>You'll have the chance to work in manufacturing and learn skills to use when shit hits the fan like welding or machining.
>After day is done, you can slide down to Waffle house, eat 10 eggs and watch bare knuckle boxing in the parking lot

I mean, it definitely has some downsides but they're all pretty manageable.
>No women anywhere (distractions from hitting hypertrophy)
>No irl friends probably (we're on ElysianFields, let's be honest we don't have any)
>Usually the other gym goers are police officers (bad if you are a Basketball American)
>If your set goes past 4am the rise and grind kings start flooding in and filming.
>You'll never see the sun again (vitamin D supplements are widely available)

Why haven't you made the switch yet?

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Like night guard duty and 24h gym?

 

[OgreLTN]

Like night guard duty and 24h gym?

Why disagre lil nig?

 

[Apollo]

Why disagre lil nig?

not disagreeing bro, just asking

 

[Budan]

gym is gay
its full of sweaty dudes
and if there is a sauna a dude is waiting there to hit on you

Why dont you go to an all womens gym

 

[Zygo=cheekbone]

Who tf wants to lift everyday. Blast T and go gym twice a week, you'll grow upto 90 percent of what you would have grown if you went four times

 

[Loner]

there is no gym for your face

 

[Budan]

Who tf wants to lift everyday. Blast T and go gym twice a week, you'll grow upto 90 percent of what you would have grown if you went four times

True but why would you want to shrink your balls for the rest of your life?