Religion Sky daddy! Why or why not and the greater implications about reality and the afterlife!!!

[Schwarzwald]

Good evening!

A Prayer Before We Begin

In the name of Jehovah, Lord of Hosts, Architect of the Sky and Keeper of the NEETbux Ledger

Bless the NEETs, that their bux may arrive on time and their basements stay cool in summer.

Bless the incels, that they may find peace before they find a partner, and peace after too, whichever comes first.

Bless the lookmaxxers, that their mewing be strong, their skincare routine consistent, and their bone structure ever improving in the eyes of the Lord and the mirror alike.

Bless the stock traders, that their candles be green, their diamond hands be steady, and their portfolios survive what their sleep schedules could not.

Bless every anon reading this in the dark at whatever hour their timezone has cursed them with, he lurkers, the shitposters, the true believers, and the ones just here for the bit.

May we argue in good faith tonight, or at least in entertaining faith. May the thread not get closed before someone says something truly deranged. And may Sky Daddy, whether He exists, doesn't exist, or exists and is simply screening our calls, forgive us for what we're about to post.

Amen. Now let's talk about God.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Come into this shelter and shed your burdens @Wolfstorm !

Lament your grievances against the cross and our father in heaven!

Tell us how you have been wrong in your life and we will grieve together!