LOL spent 2 hours after waking up gooning and humping my bed thinking about fucking a landwhale

[fatcel_3000]

Read a thread from a guy complaining that the only unpaid sex he had was a landwhale

“unless you're a bottom 1% trucel, I do believe almost everyone can fuck landwhales without payingv”

I wake up the next morning and have a half-dream half-goon about fucking a land whale. Imaging plapping noises from the stomach and it flopping on me every time I thrust into my mattress

I don’t have a fat fetish

The idea of getting unpaid, unsimped sex with no “emotional connection” is very arousing to me unless my partner would be actually physically disgusting like they smell or there’s maggots crawling around. Ass is ass

One night @Postman posted a picture that included the silhouette of his ass.
Out of respect, the next morning I got out of bed and opened up some porn instead

This is why it’s cruel and unusual punishment to live with a foid who doesn’t give a minimum of enthusiastic sex before bed and in the morning

if you as man don’t want sex at least 2 times a day and sometimes up to 10, I’m sorry to break it to you but there’s SOMETHING VERY VERY WRONG WITH YOU. This is probably why everyone outside who walks with their girlfriends is a gay acting oofy doofy. Only Castrated males are willing to put up when they don’t put out

Is it actually possible for a sub 8 male to fuck a landwhale off tinder? Srs

 

[wsada]

Can't lie...did that a lot this summer

 

[Postman]

How many levels of no homo are you on?

Idk like hugging your friend for 2 seconds too long

@fatcel_3000:

One night @

@Postman posted a picture that included the silhouette of his ass.
Out of respect, the next morning I got out of bed and opened up some porn instead

 

[Postman]

Idk if every high T guy has a high sex drive though

@VladislavDeGeso has a low drive. There's a powerlifter guy on asexuality.org who has high T but no sex drive. Hp lovecraft had to be dragged to bed by his wife but he was a virgin until 35. He said if men are gonna have sex do it in your peak(19 he says)

As for tinder idk. I knew 6ft white guy who resembled Kurt cobain and struggled on tinder in south Carolina. He said it was humbling. He took 2 chubby girls( one white one black) on a date and got nothing but a make out

I knew a 5'10 asian guy who's easily htn and was able to slay semi regularly in Ottawa. But it wasn't consistent and he had dry spells. He was very picky and demanded white and thin most of the time

 

[Deleted member 52]

Idk if every high T guy has a high sex drive though

@VladislavDeGeso has a low drive. There's a powerlifter guy on asexuality.org who has high T but no sex drive. Hp lovecraft had to be dragged to bed by his wife but he was a virgin until 35. He said if men are gonna have sex do it in your peak(19 he says)

As for tinder idk. I knew 6ft white guy who resembled Kurt cobain and struggled on tinder in south Carolina. He said it was humbling. He took 2 chubby girls( one white one black) on a date and got nothing but a make out

I knew a 5'10 asian guy who's easily htn and was able to slay semi regularly in Ottawa. But it wasn't consistent and he had dry spells. He was very picky and demanded white and thin most of the time

I think I'm only 560 or 660 ng/dl.
Average, maybe even low end of average. But considering my sedentary rotter lifestyle maybe its good lol.

 

[fatcel_3000]

Idk if every high T guy has a high sex drive though

@VladislavDeGeso has a low drive. There's a powerlifter guy on asexuality.org who has high T but no sex drive. Hp lovecraft had to be dragged to bed by his wife but he was a virgin until 35. He said if men are gonna have sex do it in your peak(19 he says)

As for tinder idk. I knew 6ft white guy who resembled Kurt cobain and struggled on tinder in south Carolina. He said it was humbling. He took 2 chubby girls( one white one black) on a date and got nothing but a make out

I knew a 5'10 asian guy who's easily htn and was able to slay semi regularly in Ottawa. But it wasn't consistent and he had dry spells. He was very picky and demanded white and thin most of the time

I got this fat foid’s snap off of tinder a few years ago and wanted to drive out and fuck her but she was expecting some sort of talking phase so I blocked her

Otherwise no experience. Id fuck some hookers if the prices weren’t absurd like 300$ . Maybe 35$/he seems like a fair price to me.

Not sure if I care about being incel tbh. I mean I want sex but it takes about 2 minutes to efficiently expunge that desire. I’m not exactly a virgin because I’ve had sex in past lives, going back at least a few million years.

If I can order some females to my house like pizza after looksmaxxing which should take about 5 years Id be down but otherwise not gonna bother tbh

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Idk if every high T guy has a high sex drive though

@VladislavDeGeso has a low drive. There's a powerlifter guy on asexuality.org who has high T but no sex drive. Hp lovecraft had to be dragged to bed by his wife but he was a virgin until 35. He said if men are gonna have sex do it in your peak(19 he says)

As for tinder idk. I knew 6ft white guy who resembled Kurt cobain and struggled on tinder in south Carolina. He said it was humbling. He took 2 chubby girls( one white one black) on a date and got nothing but a make out

I knew a 5'10 asian guy who's easily htn and was able to slay semi regularly in Ottawa. But it wasn't consistent and he had dry spells. He was very picky and demanded white and thin most of the time

High sex drive is low T
High estrogen controls your sexual impulse

 

[Deleted member 52]

I got this fat foid’s snap off of tinder a few years ago and wanted to drive out and fuck her but she was expecting some sort of talking phase so I blocked her

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Otherwise no experience. Id fuck some hookers if the prices weren’t absurd like 300$ . Maybe 35$/he seems like a fair price to me.

Not sure if I care about being incel tbh. I mean I want sex but it takes about 2 minutes to efficiently expunge that desire. I’m not exactly a virgin because I’ve had sex in past lives, going back at least a few million years.

If I can order some females to my house like pizza after looksmaxxing which should take about 5 years Id be down but otherwise not gonna bother tbh

I think that hookers are ideal, honestly.
I remember seeing this random quote mentioned online. "You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave."
Sums up my mindset pretty well. Even if you're chad, honestly more so if you're chad, you have to deal with so much bullshit. Some bitch trying to babytrap you (well sometimes this can be a good thing), STDs, false rage accusations, and just female brain. Women are emotional and jealous and vindictive and can cause so much bullshit like that lol.
With a hooker, you're one and done. You pay her, you fuck her, you cum, you're done. Never see her again. Transaction made.
Though, relationship maxxing may mog to fuck with her emotionally
hahahaha

 

[autistic_tendencies]

With a hooker, you're one and done. You pay her, you fuck her, you cum, you're done. Never see her again. Transaction made.
Though, relationship maxxing may mog to fuck with her emotionally
hahahaha

You do realize chad gets no attached sex as you described right

 

[Deleted member 52]

You do realize chad gets no attached sex as you described right

no?
Women are obsessed with chad
they get babytrapped and deal with constant shit, any desperate attempt for the woman to be with them more

Women only exist for chad cock. It's their only life purpose. Do you really think they'd be okay with fucking chad only once?

Chad is their god. They want to spend all day worshipping chads 8x6. Licking every square inch. Letting it hit every point of their pussy and mouth and asshole.
Female religion is just chad penis.

 

[Postman]

I think that hookers are ideal, honestly.
I remember seeing this random quote mentioned online. "You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave."
Sums up my mindset pretty well. Even if you're chad, honestly more so if you're chad, you have to deal with so much bullshit. Some bitch trying to babytrap you (well sometimes this can be a good thing), STDs, false rage accusations, and just female brain. Women are emotional and jealous and vindictive and can cause so much bullshit like that lol.
With a hooker, you're one and done. You pay her, you fuck her, you cum, you're done. Never see her again. Transaction made.
Though, relationship maxxing may mog to fuck with her emotionally
hahahaha

You do realize chad gets no attached sex as you described right

Hugh grant used hookers lol

Let that sink in. Romcom star nuclear smv used a hooker

Plenty of celebs do

 

[Loner]

 

[Kevin_Logan]

I got this fat foid’s snap off of tinder a few years ago and wanted to drive out and fuck her but she was expecting some sort of talking phase so I blocked her

View attachment 1970

Otherwise no experience. Id fuck some hookers if the prices weren’t absurd like 300$ . Maybe 35$/he seems like a fair price to me.

Not sure if I care about being incel tbh. I mean I want sex but it takes about 2 minutes to efficiently expunge that desire. I’m not exactly a virgin because I’ve had sex in past lives, going back at least a few million years.

If I can order some females to my house like pizza after looksmaxxing which should take about 5 years Id be down but otherwise not gonna bother tbh

>blue hair