Serious The Death of Wobble and the Onset of True Polar Wander

[Suigin Trismegistus]

We're running out of time. I was hoping we'd have at least a few more years. But recent data from the past couple of months is extremely alarming. The Earth's true North Pole, which has been rotating periodically for the past few decades, is now accelerating wildly and seems to be spinning out of control, undergoing a linear change--that is, instead of rotating in a circle, it's experiencing true polar drift. This is the most terrifying data analysis I've seen so far. The data observations over the next month or two will be crucial for verification or falsification.

 

[newsincerity]

Santa Claus is planning something big