The universe revolves around me and bends to my will only

[kurumi]

Frequently talked about figures like Trump, Netanyahu... fucking Gabe Newell and the like may have convinced themselves otherwise but here rests a singular, unassailable proof: the moment I lose consciousness and leave meatspace for Dream World, everything stops and only resumes upon the waking of the King of the universe, that entity being me of course. I'm the one you're anxiously waiting on to find out if your gold position was liquidated on monday morning. You're at my mercy.

 

[cosmicx16]

Gaben has lost his fcking mind, cases are being swapped for terminals, spare ammo is mags, IDK why they would change a feature noone wanted to change but here we are..

 

[PiratePlayground]

Frequently talked about figures like Trump, Netanyahu... fucking Gabe Newell and the like may have convinced themselves otherwise but here rests a singular, unassailable proof: the moment I lose consciousness and leave meatspace for Dream World, everything stops and only resumes upon the waking of the King of the universe, that entity being me of course. I'm the one you're anxiously waiting on to find out if your gold position was liquidated on monday morning. You're at my mercy.

Please, most merciful and based king kurumi.
Manifest me an abundance of money, and a 90s jeep Cherokee (XJ preferably)
Also, I'm begging you to destroy every supercuts and Arby's in Carson city Nevada.
Thanks in advance