Satan basically just tells you to give into your material human cardinal nonsense, people like us aren't capable of doing such things because we are ugly, and socially maladjusted rejects, and if we had that kinda shit we wouldn't be here on these forums. God and Satan are not on our side whatsoever.
And this is rich coming from me, but I speak simply for the sake of argument and this is not my true view, I view God and Satan in a more non streamline esoteric kind of way and I believe that this universe is a false matrix and a test, but assuming that you have a more traditional view of God and Satan my statement above is merely good for thought which I present to you.