Serious Where we go one, we go all. Soon, we will have peace on Earth but first we have to face a STORM.

[Asgard]

Okay folks, hear me out. A storm is upon us. Nothing can stop that storm. Q. We are standing on the precipice. But we have one man that can "save" us from the impending fallout.

And that man is... Chairman Donald John Trump. The Don of our beloved planet. A mathematical impossibility. The man, the titan... the Messiah.

I see a golden titan standing before my eyes. Giant, and with a stoic face. With that thousand yard stare. I see... the man sent by God. He's a statistical anomaly. He's... entirely something else. I am left speechless and with awe whenever I see DJT. A man of fierce countenance, but a necessary ruthlessness nonetheless.

 

[Asgard]

Nothing can stop the storm. The white hats can't even stop that storm that is heading our way like a virulent whirlwind, but they're in control of certain protocols that will ensure the safety and survival of people's lives. But unity will bind us, and make us stronger with time. Of course, many will die in the process, but we have to follow the captain of the boat despite all the adversities we're about to face. Turbulent times ahead... but the board is in place. Checkmate.

WWG1WGA.

EVERYONE. Everyone. No matter your race, no matter your gender. Where we go one, we go all.

NCSWIC... Nothing...

17. Q.

And if you think this is a joke. Soon future will prove past... because NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT'S COMING. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. You've been warned all these months, YET you choose to disbelieve. It is what it is, because what's coming is something that will shock everyone. I'm sorry folks, but that storm will come as a thief at night for many, so don't blame the messengers.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Activation word: Ronald McDonald

 

[Asgard]

Activation word: Ronald McDonald

Now that you mention him, I only like their McFries.