Why do these look so good

[ZZEBRA813]

 

[ZZEBRA813]

 

[ZZEBRA813]

I want this

 

[newsincerity]

meme food for americans

 

[ZZEBRA813]

meme food for americans

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

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Is that the filthy ashtray flavor? That's my favorite.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

My family was poor growing up and my parents never bought packaged junk like pop tarts for us.

The first thing I did after getting my first paycheck as a teenager was to get a box of pop tarts and a 24 pack of mountain dew. I made myself sick.

 

[ZZEBRA813]

junk

Be nice you hurt poptarts feelings

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

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Be nice you hurt poptarts feelings

That's a sad looking pop tart if I ever saw one.

 

[ZZEBRA813]

That's a sad looking pop tart if I ever saw one.

Apologize and give poptart hug

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Apologize and give poptart hug

Truth be told I like poptarts, but the fact is they *are* junk food.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Ingredients:

Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Vitamin B1 [thiamin Mononitrate], Vitamin B2 [riboflavin], Folic Acid), Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Dextrose, Soybean And Palm Oil (With Tbhq For Freshness), Sugar, Bleached Wheat Flour. Contains 2% Or Less Of Wheat Starch, Salt, Dried Strawberries, Dried Pears, Dried Apples, Leavening (Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate), Citric Acid, Gelatin, Modified Wheat Starch, Yellow Corn Flour, Caramel Color, Xanthan Gum, Cornstarch, Turmeric Extract Color, Soy Lecithin, Red #40, Yellow #6, Blue #1, Color Added.

Don't let the dried real fruit ingredients distract you from the rest.

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Interestingly, you can make healthier pop tarts...

 

[Vaincu]