Women are strong independent agents who don't need no man...
Until the rent's due
The tire's flat
Or that 6'4" felon she rode raw decides to rearrange her furniture at 3 AM.
Then suddenly it's "where's my hero? Call the police! Save me daddy!"
Equality? Lmao.
Women are equal until they're not, and the courts, the media, and society all bend over backwards to prove it.
Take that chick who got lit on weed and shanked her boyfriend like a Thanksgiving turkey. If a dude did that? Lifetime in the hole, registered as a walking hate crime. Her? "She was emotional, your honor. The cannabis made her do it. Plus she has a vagina so... community service and a TED Talk on trauma."
Or the holy grail of female privilege: the hot teacher who fucks the 15-year-old kid in the back of the classroom.
Bro if that was Mr. Johnson pounding little Stacy they'd have to invent new levels of prison just for him. "Predator! Groomer! Burn the witch!" But when it's Miss Tits McGee riding the freshman rodeo? "He was so mature for his age. She was just confused. Think of her career!"
This nigger over here just made AI images and his guts are being rearranged in prison right now I bet you.
Bitch, the only thing confused is biology when that kid's pulling out at 16 with a kid of his own and she's back on
And now what really got me thinking about this double standard, OnlyFans crying about "the patriarchy."
It's never the same. Women's "equality" is the biggest long con since the Federal Reserve. They're delicate flowers who need protection when it suits them, and unstoppable badasses when the script calls for it. Kill a man in a fit of "muh emotions"? Sad tragic backstory.
Man raises his voice?
Domestic terrorist, cancel his bloodline.
Society treats them like loaded guns with lipstick. Point 'em at whatever you want, divorce court, HR, the kid's soccer game, and watch the body count rise while everyone claps and says "girl power."
Meanwhile we're out here getting financially circumcised for breathing in their direction.
I got pegged by this system for XX years and all I got was this lousy alimony and a dead bedroom.
Equality my ass. The only equal thing is how equally fucked we all are for pretending this circus makes sense.
Floor's still open.
I'm drunk on based and need more.