Should i just rob people professionally or is there a better way to make money. I feel like raising my dex anyways but if there's some other way imma hear it.
Join the Golden Path: Become a Cleric of Waukeen!
Are you tired of scraping by in a world of uncertainty? Do you dream of turning every handshake into a fortune and every deal into divine prosperity?
Waukeen, the Merchant's Friend and Goddess of Trade, calls upon bold souls like you to join her sacred order! As a Cleric of Waukeen, you'll wield the power of commerce, wealth, and opportunity—blessing markets, negotiating epic bargains, and smiting poverty with holy gold.
What We Offer:
Divine Perks: Channel Waukeen's favor to cast spells that multiply riches, detect hidden treasures, and protect your caravans from bandits.
Unlimited Potential: Travel the realms as a wandering trader-priest, building temples that double as bustling bazaars.
Golden Rewards: Enjoy tithes from grateful merchants, access to exclusive trade networks, and the satisfaction of making the world wealthier—one coin at a time.
Training Included: No prior experience needed! Learn the arts of appraisal, diplomacy, and miracle-making at our opulent academies.
Requirements:
A keen eye for value and a heart for honest (or cleverly worded) deals.
Faith in the flow of gold as the lifeblood of civilization.
Willingness to adventure far and wide, spreading Waukeen's gospel of prosperity.
Apply Today! Visit your nearest Waukeenite temple or whisper a prayer over a stack of coins. The goddess rewards the ambitious—your fortune awaits!
Waukeen smiles upon the bold. All trades are sacred.
